Harley: The great love of my life is a homicidal maniac. No one’s perfect.
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Paasive aggression between friends be like…
Harley: Ivy, I always forget, because you’re so pretty, you’re not used to rejection.
When Poison Ivy leaves for vacation and entrusts her “babies” to you…
Ivy: Make sure you water my kids thrice daily. But do not talk to them, or they will not stop, especially Jinx.
Harley: Jinx is the ficus?
Ivy: Exactly.
When you’ve got a shrink in your rogues gallery…
Harley: You Robins and your talk. Blah blah blah repressed feelings. Blah blah blah passive aggression.
Gotham City rogues gallery pep talks be like…
Two-Face: Yeah, be prepared! We’ll be prepared… for what?
Joker: For the death of the Bat prince!
Scarecrow:
Why? Is he sick?
Joker:
No, fool! We’re going to kill him. And Robin, too.
Killer Croc:
Hey, great idea! Who needs the Bat?
Harley Quinn: *sings and dances*
No prince, no prince, la la la la la la –
Joker:
Idiots! There will be a prince!
Riddler:
Hey, but you said that –
Joker: I will be prince. Stick with me and you’ll never be fearful again!
Poison Ivy [to Harley Quinn]: We’re women. We don’t say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don’t get it.
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