When you visit an old friend and decide to check out one of the city’s “local destinations”…
At the Iceberg Lounge…
Attractive Young Woman: So, you rich or something?
Hal: I’m not Bruce Wayne-rich, but I do okay.
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You know you’re the newbie when…
Green Lantern (Simon): Who’s the big, scary guy?
Green Lantern (Hal): *shakes his head* His name’s Batman. You should know that by now.
Training with The Batman…
Bruce: You, Jordan. Push-ups in three minutes.
Hal *wheezing on the floor from two hours of weight lifting* Barry, be a pal. Lift up my hand and smack him with it.
Visiting the Titans Tower be like…
Green Lantern: Which one of you is Dick Grayson?
Robin: Oh, that’s me.
Green Lantern: Wait a second… Is your father Batman?
Robin: *proudly* Yup.
Green Lantern: You poor kid.
Green Lantern: *looking around the Batcave in awe* Is Bats a hoarder?
Alfred: When people are as wealthy as Master Bruce, we call them “collectors”.
Peacemaking in the team be like…
The Flash: Just talk to Batman, human being to human being.
Green Lantern: I would, I’m just not sure he is a human being.
Superman: Actually, I saw “Goodfellas” with Bruce!
Green Lantern: Really? Bruce sees movies made after 1957?
Batman: What’s your point, Jordan?
Green Lantern: *startled* Whoa! That was an impressively quiet entrance.
Simon: *in civilian clothes, whistling while making tacos in the kitchen*
Batman: *perched on the window sill* Hello, Baz.
Simon: Jess and Hal are in the living room. One girlish scream from me and they go into Lantern mode.
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Which is why you take your ring with you at all times. You never know when a creepy colleague will show up at your apartment unannounced.
Hal: Ah, Bruce! You look very… sad? I can never tell.
Batman: The Batmobile is not a car…
Green Lantern: Truck, whatever!
Batman: … Nor is it a truck. It’s a…
The Flash: … Vehicular hermaphrodite?
Batman: Shut up!
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