When you expect too much from your speedster best friend…
Hal: Is there any chance you could fix me in the next 10 minutes?
Barry: Sure. I’ll just advance medical science 30 years.
Hal: Great.
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If Hal gave the best man’s speech at Barry and Iris’ wedding…
Hal: It’s the most romantic story ever. It makes “The Notebook” look like “Saw V”.
Justice League’s Got Talent be like…
Bruce [to Clark]: I’m a judge, so I don’t want to seem partial, but Jordan will win this over my dead body.
When Hal Jordan met Abin Sur (an AU)…
Hal: Sir? This is a children’s slide. You’re not allowed to sleep here.
Batman trying to date be like…
Hal: Wow, you’re like a robot.
Bruce: That’s the comment someone made on my eHarmony profile, so I guess it must be true.
The Justice League’s version of “having a slow year”…
Hal: We’re on our third “the world is screwed” issue in, what, three months?
When you invite a friend/colleague to the Batcave for the first time…
Hal [to Bruce]: What do you call this decor anyway? Rustic obsessive? Paranoid deco?
Hal: It’s a mess. You must feel horrible! You’ve lost everything. Your parents, your sons, your city…
Bruce: *grits teeth* Thank you for summing that up.
When you catch Batman brooding in the Watchtower…
Hal: Hey, Mr. Grumpy Bats. When life gets you down, do you know what you’ve gotta do?
Bruce: *grits teeth* No, I don’t know what to do.
Hal: *singing while flying around the Conference Hall* Just keep floating. Just keep floating. Just keep floating, floating, floating. What do we do? We float, float!
Bruce: Jordan, no singing.
Hal: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho! I love to float. When you want to float, you WANT to float!
Bruce: *groans*
Bruce: *heads to his teleportation tube*
When you bring a friend/colleague to Gotham City for the first time…
Hal: We’re gonna fight Bane… for this?
Bruce: Yes, Green Lantern. This is my home.
Hal: Whoa. Talk about your fixer-upper.
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