Trying to get two of your colleagues to reconcile be like…
Batman: What are you doing here?
Superman: I brought him. *gestures to a sulking Hal* You two need to talk. And we all know that’s not something you’re interested in.
Batman: Got that right.
Superman: So, I suggested that –
Batman: Ambush me at a crime scene so I can’t get away?
After the Justice League’s meeting with President Luthor…
Green Lantern [to The Flash]: I can’t believe I called the POTUS a wise-ass.
The Flash: *covers eyes* Wow. Wowsers.
Wonder Woman: This is not what it looks like.
Superman: Right. We were just…
Batman: No. I do not need the details.
Green Lantern: *shrugs* I wouldn’t mind a few details.
When you’re so ready for that lunch break after hours of discussing one case, but…
Batman: Hn. It doesn’t make any sense.
Green Lantern: What now, Batsy? Hasn’t your beautiful mind gotten you in enough trouble today?
Hal: Barry, it’s the holidays. Go home.
Barry: I can’t. I have to go shopping.
Hal: Then do it.
Barry: I don’t know what to get anybody. What do you think Bruce needs?
Hal: An attitude adjustment.
Barry: Hal, you’re not helping.
Hal [to Bruce]: For a billionaire genius, you’re lousy company.
Green Lanterns of Sector 2814: With all due respect, Batman, so what?
Welcoming new members into the Justice League…
Batman: We will get along just fine.
Batman: Though hopefully not too fine, because I am not looking for any new friends. End speech.
Green Lantern (Hal): Woohoo! Well said, Bats!
Vacations with Batman be like…
Hal: We can just sit back and take it easy.
Bruce: No, we’re going to lean forward and take it hard.
Bats, Lanterns, and League meetings…
Simon [about Bruce]: *sits down* He just sat down. What am I suppose to do? He’s my boss.
Hal: No, he’s not!
Simon: He isn’t? Dang it, I cannot figure out who my boss is!
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