Hal: I’m going to talk to these models.
Barry: Okay, well, just stick questions pertaining to the case.
Hal: What’s that supposed to mean?
Barry: What it means, is that I know you. Stick to the case.
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The Flash: You don’t find Batman, Batman finds you.
Green Lantern: Sounds spooky.
And that is the story of why Hal calls Bruce “Spooky”.
Undercover mission/vacation…
Hal: *smirks* Nobody in Hawaii wears a tie.
Bruce: Oh, sorry, I like to look professional.
At the Annual Justice League Pool Party…
Hal: Tell me you know how to swim.
Bruce: I know how to swim. I swim for survival, not for fun.
Green Lantern: We shouldn’t be doing this without back-up.
Batman: You are the back-up.
Green Lantern: I am the back-up. I hate you so much.
Barry: So, what’s Batman’s son like?
Hal: If Hannibal Lecter and Freddy Krueger had a lovechild, that kid would be afraid of Robin.
Being introduced to Batman be like…
Green Lantern: I know you like me, too.
Bruce: *ominously* Oh, yeah.
Green Lantern: …
Green Lantern: Growing less and less certain by the second.
Lending your CSI skills to the League be like…
Batman: What have you found, Barry?
The Flash: I’m not sure. Maybe, mud? Maybe? But not exactly?
Green Lantern: Ah, that’s quite an analysis.
At the Watchtower…
Batman: I invited the Suicide Squad here as a courtesy.
Green Lantern: How about, as a courtesy, I don’t kick your ass!
Orienting the newbies about the founding members of the Justice League be like…
Hal [to Simon]: Batman is famous for coming in just before the weekend starts and saying –
Bruce: *enters the room* Grab your gear.
Hal: *sighs*
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