Batman [to the rest of the Justice League]: Nobody form any opinions while I’m gone.
Green Lantern: *sarcastically* Well, hurry! We have no minds of our own.
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When you see Batman at the middle of the dancefloor during the annual Justice League 80’s Tribute Dance Party…
Hal: *shouting over the noise* I must say, Bruce, it’s amusing to see you thoroughly de-high-horsed.
Bruce: That isn’t a word.
Hal: Oooh, back on the saddle he climbs.
Hal: I’m so happy I could hug you!
Bruce: Hn. And have me smell like cheap drug store cologne for the rest of the day? You may hug my shadow.
While the rest of the Justice League drink their coffee…
Batman: It’s a brain and nerve tonic, full of proteins and electromagnetic juices. *offers cup to Hal*
Green Lantern: *takes a sip* Wow! It’s like there’s a party in my mouth and everybody’s invited!
Visiting Batman at the hospital be like…
Hal: Bruce, you made it! How are you?
Bruce: *raspy voice* I have broken ribs. It hurts to talk, so I’ll just say one thing: You never do anything right.
When you’re in the middle of a Justice League meeting, but you’re trying hard to remember if you’ve picked up your wife’s clothes at the dry cleaner’s…
Hal: Psst. Hey, Barry. Can I get an invite?
Barry: To what?
Hal: To the party in your head.
Break room at the Watchtower…
Hal: Clark probably has a very good sense of humor.
Barry: I’ve never heard him say anything really funny.
Hal: But it’s common sense. He’s got super strength, super speed. I’m sure he’s got super humor.
After watching Batman train some new members of the Green Lantern Corps…
Hal: How do you do that? You command respect.
Bruce: No. I take it.
At the Annual Justice League Summer Team Building Trip…
Hal [to Bruce]: When you over-pack, you kill the vibe of the vacay from the very beginning.
He’s Batman. Everything he brings is necessary.
Hal: If I live through this, I am never gambling again.
Barry: Yeah, right.
Hal: How much you wanna bet?
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