Tag: hal jordan

Bruce: A little unsolicited advice –

Hal: Do you give another kind?

Hal: Can I say something that will probably annoy you?

Bruce: Since when do you ask for permission?

Hal: Is it just me or does that make sense?

Bruce: No, it’s just you.

Green Lantern: Come on, Bats, isn’t there anything you’d like to do with those Bat-cuffs besides tying up criminals?

Batman: No. But there is one hot, wild, kinky thing that I do like doing: putting killers behind bars.

Green Lantern: See? You’re already a tease! You’re halfway there.

At the annual Justice League Camping Trip…

Hal: *animatedly telling the team a story by the bonfire*

Bruce: 

Hal: *pauses*

Bruce:

Hal: *narrows eyes*

Bruce:

Hal: *points a marshmallow-covered stick at him* Don’t ruin my story with your logic. 

Batman:

Green Lantern:

Batman: …

Batman: What I said was not confusing enough for your face to be doing what it’s doing. 

Green Lantern: Let me borrow your magnifying glass.

Batman: I don’t have a magnifying glass.

Green Lantern: Isn’t that standard issue for detectives?

Batman: No, not since Sherlock Holmes.