Gossiping about Batman…
Hal [to Barry]: One butler? Very frugal for a bazillionare.
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Bruce: I may have rushed to judgment.
Hal: You have judgment on speed dial.
Batman: I may have rushed to judgment.
Green Lantern: You have judgment on speed dial.
Batman: I hate to pry…
Green Lantern: *hands over a plastic container* Said the man who keeps asking me for my urine samples.
Bruce, you liar. That is, like, 99.9% of what you do.
You know something’s wrong when…
Green Lantern [to Batman]: You seem even more constipated than usual.
The Flash: *holding an ancient artifact* If it isn’t the Horn of Truth.
Green Lantern: What are you talking about? You were gone for, like, two seconds. Where did you look?
The Flash: *shrugs* Everywhere.
When you’re made painfully aware of your own mortality in the middle of intergalactic warfare (yet again)…
Batman: *taking down parademons* Take care of my family, okay?
Green Lantern: *trying to maintain a forcefield against Omega Beams* Stop talking like that! I’m not letting you die!
Batman: Humor me.
Green Lantern: Oh. I’m supposed to lie? Uh… Sure. They’ll be fine, I…
Batman: Just – just stop… talking. *runs into the boom-tube*
Justice League missions in Gotham City be like…
Green Lantern: Look at all this crap!
The Flash: Actually, I believe this place sullies the good name of crap.
Alfred: I’m afraid Master Bruce has left for China.
Hal: The country?
Alfred: No, the big pile of dishes in the cupboard.
When you find out about Crime Alley…
Barry: I mean, there’s a reason why Bruce doesn’t just get up on the stage and have fun.
Hal: I just always assumed it was because he was genetically incapable of it.
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