When an endangered Multiverse forces you to put your differences aside and team up…
Batman: We’re in this together, Jordan.
Green Lantern:
Green Lantern: Are you as creeped out as I am?
Batman: More.
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“How to Quickly End Bruce’s ‘Lectures’ during Patrol using Sarcasm” by Jason Peter Todd…
Red Hood [to Batman]: *on the Comm Link* You’re going to have to speak a little slower. And in a different language.
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And the waiting list for an autographed copy is Wayne Manor hallway-long.
Just received an order from the Watchtower written legibly on… a green construct?
When the Justice League reunite for a mission…
Green Lantern: Oh, I miss you, Bats! Like I miss an annual prostate exam.
Green Lantern: Batman’s a good friend to have.
Green Lantern: …
Green Lantern: If you’re being hunted down by mobsters or thugs or aliens from another planet.
Batman: *runs after a parademon and into a boomtube*
Robin: *watches in horror as the boomtube closes*
The Flash:
Green Lantern:
The Flash: He left his kid here! He’s got to come back!
Green Lantern: Would you come back for that kid?
The Flash: He’s never coming back.
All kidding aside, we know how far Bruce would go to get Damian back.
When Batman invites the Justice League over for breakfast at the Manor before a mission…
Green Lantern: Alfie, ol’ man, I’d like some scrambled egg whites, dry wheat toast, and Earl Grey tea. *snaps fingers*
Alfred: Really, Mr. Jordan? Well, I’d like some new shoes, a jet pack, and a hairline.
Hal, you are sassing the wrong butler.
Batman: Where is Jordan?
The Flash: He’s… not here.
Batman: How come? I told him I was coming.
The Flash: That’s probably why he’s not here.
Batman: Where is Jordan?
The Flash: He’s… not here.
Batman: How come? I told him I was coming.
The Flash: That’s probably why he’s not here.
Hal:
Arthur:
Hal: …
Arthur: …?
Hal: Hey, who do you think would win in a fight – you or a shark?
So, remember that time when Darkseid’s Omega Beams sent Batman back in time? Well, he met some, uh, old friends there…
Caveman Hal [to Caveman Bruce]: Bats, people buy wheel because of sexy wife. Tonight, you and me party like it’s 9!
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