Green Lantern: Wow, you’re like a robot.
Batman: That’s the comment someone made on my eHarmony profile. So, I guess it must be true.
In which a slack-jawed Hal became speechless and dropped his beer construct. (To this day, he isn’t sure if their conversation was real.)
When Green Lantern asks why it’s taking the League too long to solve a case…
Batman: Jordan, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that.
Batman: Jordan, you’re supposed to make this team look respectable.
Green Lantern: *saluting* Yes, sir, Captain Tight Pants!
Batman: Jordan, you’re supposed to make this team look respectable.
Green Lantern: *saluting* Yes, sir, Captain Tight Pants!
Batman: I don’t pull rank, Lantern. I have rank.
Lip-reading your adoptive father’s phone conversations with colleagues be like…
Nightwing: Bruce’s mouth hasn’t moved in three and a half minutes.
Red Hood: *shrugs* Maybe Hal’s got him on hold.
Red Robin: No, no. His nostrils are flaring, he’s pacing like a maniac, and he just switched his phone from his right hand to his left hand like he wants to punch someone.
Very few beings in the Multiverse can make Batman lose his cool like a Green Lantern can.
Green Lantern: Am I supposed to hug you?
Batman: Don’t even think about it, or the next crime scene we investigate will be your own.
Trying to figure out if Batman’s metahuman or not be like…
The Flash: What do you think he is?
Green Lantern: Not what I thought he’d be.
The Flash: What did you think he’d be?
Green Lantern: Fun.
Green Lantern: Wait, you’re going to go back in time? How do you do that?
The Flash: Extremely well.
Don’t be so smug, Barry. Remember this little event we call “Flashpoint”?
Simon: *in civilian clothes, whistling while making tacos in the kitchen*
Batman: *perched on the window sill* Hello, Baz.
Simon: Jess and Hal are in the living room. One girlish scream from me and they go into Lantern mode.
Which is why you take your ring with you at all times. You never know when a creepy colleague will show up at your apartment unannounced.
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