Getting into a fight at a special Justice League appearance for charity be like…
Green Lantern: Bruce, I just want you to know that I am not sorry for pushing your face into a cake.
Batman: Well, I am. For attending a public event.
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Green Lantern: Well, what gives him the right to lead us?
The Flash: As far as his qualifications go, he’s freakin’ Batman!
Downtime at the Watchtower…
Superman: What’ll you do when you retire from being a superhero?
Batman: Besides just being a burden to my children?
Green Lantern: *smirks* I thought that was a hobby.
Wonder Woman: *giggles* Not that you’re not good at it.
Batman: Hn. Thank you very much. One thing I know for sure: On Sundays, I’ll be right here. And I hope all of you will be, too.
When you disobey a direct order from Batman…
Batman:
*stands up slowly from his chair and glares at Simon*
Hrrrn. Are you trying to get formidable on me, Lantern?
Green Lantern: I-It worked on H-Hal –
Batman: Infomercials work on Jordan.
At the Annual Justice League Prom Night…
Bruce: I want to be security.
Clark: Let’s do it together! We can be partners.
Hal: Now, that’s a buddy cop movie I would watch. Which one of you would be the by-the-books cop and which of you would be the bad ass?
Bruce: Don’t be silly, Jordan. I’d be the bad ass.
The Flash: *staring at Batman* How old is he again?
Green Lantern: *shrugs* Fifty-something, I guess. He has a landline and uses the world “album”.
Wrong. He’s over 75 years old.
At a Justice League mission briefing…
Batman: Jordan. Are you listening to me?
Green Lantern: Oh, sorry. I just had a terrible nightmare where you were a pompous ass.
The feeling’s mutual, Hal.
Green Lantern: With all due respect, Batman, I have zero respect for you.
Real mature, Hal.
When your fiancés friends weigh in on your wedding plans…
Selina [to Hal]: I am not getting married in space.
Have you sent out your save-the-dates yet? (Or is it still too early with the threat of – well, ANYTHING in the Multiverse possibly ruining your wedding plans looming?) @Bruce Wayne @Selina Kyle
When your fiancés friends weigh in on your wedding plans…
Selina [to Hal]: I am not getting married in space.
Have you sent out your save-the-dates yet? (Or is it still too early with the threat of – well, ANYTHING in the Multiverse possibly ruining your wedding plans looming?) @Bruce Wayne @Selina Kyle
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