Tag: hal jordan

Robin: My father’s not afraid of anything! He doesn’t wear a seat belt when he drives! He killed a Predator once!

Green Lantern: Oh, yeah? Was the Predator in the passenger seat?

Though, technically, the Predator committed suicide out of humiliation from being defeated by Batman… Also, I’m not sure about comic book Batman, but LEGO Batman sure doesn’t like wearing one.

At the Watchtower…

Justice League: *watching surveillance, Youtube and news footage on the mainframe computer*

Batman: *walks into the room and sees Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, Robin and Lark (and a bunch of burning buildings and screaming citizens) on the screen*

Superman: *arms crossed*

Wonder Woman: *hands on hips, shaking her head*

Aquaman: *raises an eyebrow*

The Flash: *wide-eyed*

Green Lantern: *biting his lip to suppress a smirk*

Cyborg: Wo-ho-hoooooo.

Batman: Hn.

Batman: Whatever they did, add it to my tab.

Batman: *walks out*

When refugee superheroes need a place to stay and Batman (under Alfred’s insistence, naturally) reluctantly invites them over to the Manor…

Green Lantern: *looks around to find practically every bedroom or remotely sleepable surface occupied*

Green Lantern: I’m just gonna sleep on the floor.

Batman: It’s called the “ground” when it’s outside.

Don’t be mean, Bats.

Also, don’t you make these green things called constructs, Hal?

Barry: … So, I went to Big Belly Burger and got a Number Two: Triple Bacon Explosion Deluxe with two orders of hash brown, two orders of chili cheese fries, and two poached eggs.

Hal: Ugh. “Number Two” is right.

At the Annual Justice League Sports Meet…

Green Lantern: *reading the mechanics* Number one is being able to run two miles in under five minutes. That’s a typo, right? That’s not humanly possible.

The Flash: *looks at the camera like he’s on “The Office”*   

Your best buddy’s right there, Hal.