Tag: hal jordan
CSI Barry Allen: *while examining a crime scene* ♫
We see big stars, tiny atoms, too, because that is what scientists do. We get the facts and say what’s true, because that is what scientists do. In darkest day, in blackest night, no science shall escape my sight!
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Meanwhile, someone floating in outer space is getting teary-eyed over his adorkable best friend.
On speaker phone with The Flash and about to discuss the scientific details of a case…
Batman: This is Batman.
Green Lantern: *yelling from across the Batcave while checking out the Batjet* And Hal, so speak English!
Hal: So the guy goes whacky?
Bruce: Hn. I was going to use more technical terms.
Hal: That’s why I interrupted you.
GL Simon: *sees Batman across the room*
GL Simon: Is he looking at me like an angry school teacher?
GL Hal: Yeah. Yeah, he does that a lot.
Batman: I have to go…
Green Lantern: *blinks*
Batman: … do scientific things to catch a serial killer.
Well, Hal’s no Barry, Bruce.
Batman: *announces his engagement to Catwoman at a Justice League meeting*
Green Lantern: *whispering* I’ll put twenty-five dollars on the wedding being cancelled.
Green Arrow: *whispering back* Fifty says it’s cancelled before the sun goes down.
Green Lantern: I find it’s best not to be overly confident.
Batman: I was not aware you knew any other way to be.
Green Lantern [to Batman]: We’re all a little crazy… *shrugs*
Green Lantern: And your crazy just happens to come out in a bizarre and revolting way.
Well, we’ve all had our moments, Parall – I mean, Hal.
The Flash: What should I say to Batman?
Green Lantern: Oh, I don’t know. Luckily you two speak the same freakazoid language.
Just reminded me of something Barry said in “The Flash #21” (2017).
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