Batman: If you’re ever in the area, you’ll always have a place to stay…
Green Lantern:
Batman: In my son’s barn.
Green Lantern: There it is.
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That’s sssuming Damian’ll allow it, Hal. And, Bruce, that’s not how you “accommodate” colleagues.
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Batman: *watching security footage of Green Lantern and Green Arrow making fun of him while he was giving a mission briefing earlier that day* Hn. Do they have any idea how much stalking experience I have?
Superman: If only they did, Bruce. You’re very prolific. You’re the Picasso of creepiness.
When your super-powered colleagues beg you to teach them your “edgy” ways…
Green Lantern: How’s that field training with Barry going?
Batman: Let me put it this way, Jordan: he makes you look like a natural-born vigilante.
When you bring a friend/colleague to Gotham City for the first time…
Hal: We’re gonna fight Bane… for this?
Bruce: Yes, Green Lantern. This is my home.
Hal: Whoa. Talk about your fixer-upper.
Green Lantern: We shouldn’t be doing this without back-up.
Batman: You are the back-up.
Green Lantern: I am the back-up. I hate you so much.
Green Lantern: Well, what gives him the right to lead us?
The Flash: As far as his qualifications go, he’s freakin’ Batman!
That awkward moment when you bring your best friend to meet other superheroes and they’re not exactly digging his vibe…
Batman: *walking away mid-conversation*
Superman: *sheepishly scratching the back of his neck as the others stare at him with raised eyebrows*
Superman: Uh… He’s uncouth but effective?
Green Lantern: *coming to Batman’s defense* Did you hear the gravel in that voice? He’s our guy!
Superman: *wrestling with Metallo* AarRgghhh!
Wonder Woman: *fending off Cheetah* AaahhhHhh!
Superman: Dia.. na… Right now we need an advantage –
Wonder Woman: *about to call Green Lantern, who just defeated a Yellow Lantern, from a few feet away*
Superman: – and that advantage is Bruce.
Bonus:
Batman: *landing the Batjet next to them 0.0000001 s after hearing that* Hn.
Superman: *depowered in a Kryptonite-lined cage*
Wonder Woman: *tied up by her own lasso*
The Flash: *weakened by a low blood sugar level*
Green Lantern: *closing and opening a ring-less hand*
Batman: *walks into the room*
Robin: *comes out from under his cape*
Green Lantern: You got a kid with you? Greaaaat. And you’re the ones saving us?
At the Annual Justice League Family Day…
The Batfamily: *enter the picnic area*
Hal [to Barry]: A horde. That’s the minimum. They don’t come in anything less than a horde.
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Bonus:
Clark and Jon: *walk in with them*
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