Tim: Listen, I know that you think that the only reason we’re brothers is because of Bruce, but that –
Damian: That is not true! I don’t think we’re brothers.
Tag: grumpy old kid
Damian [to Jon]: The only way to stop a bully is to stand up to him. Trust me, I’ve bullied a lot of people.
Damian: What’s wrong, Grayson?
Dick: There’s this weird pain right above my eyebrow.
Damian: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.
Because Damian is a grumpy man trapped in a child’s body.
Waiting for Red Robin’s return be like…
Robin: I miss Drake.
Robin: -Tt-
Robin: Congratulations, Universe. You win.
Three days before Robin’s birthday party…
Kid Flash: I hear Damian’s party will have double fudge brownies!
Beast Boy: But it will also have Damian.
Tim and Damian: *throwing threats at each other*
Dick and Jason: *watching from the couch, eating popcorn*
Dick: Jay, who would you choose? Timmy or Dami?
Jason: It’s none of our business. Tim.
Robin: Are there areas where I don’t have expertise?
Beast Boy: Humility.
Kid Flash: Modesty.
Ya can’t have it all, Dami.
Robin: *skims a mission dossier*
Robin: -Tt-
Robin: Father would never ask me to do this.
Nightwing: No, you’re right. He wouldn’t. He’d ask me to ask you.
Dick: When are you gonna take time to be a kid?
Damian: In my mid-20’s, like you.
Dick: I’d ask Bruce to ground you for that, but then I wouldn’t have anyone to play with.
Rescuing your brother be like…
Robin: *successfully hacks into the mainframe and shuts down the forcefield that trapped Tim*
Red Robin: *smirks* You came back for me. You love me.
Robin: I pity you.
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