“Show and Tell” at Gotham Academy…
Damian: For my item, I chose a picture of my ex-brother, Drake, with a moustache drawn on his face and stink lines coming off him because he stinks!
Tag: grumpy old kid
Mixed signals…
Damian: Look, I love you like a brother, Kent. But, right now, I hate you like my actual brother, Drake, whom I hate.
At the Annual Justice League Talent Competition…
Robin: *watches his brothers performing onstage*
Robin: That is my band. I didn’t recognize them without me because I’m the only one that matters.
And this is why they kicked you out, Dami.
Tim: Aaaarrrggh, you are such a sore loser, Damian!
Damian: I am not a sore loser, Drake. It’s just that I prefer to win, and when I don’t, I get furious.
Traditions be like…
Jason: … And every year, Roy and I would dress up as trolls and egg Tim’s safe house.
Tim: That was you?!
Damian: Please, Drake, this is a private conversation.
Damian: *sneers* Oh, come on, Todd-ler.
Jason: I’m not a toddler! I’m a man!
Don’t let your tiny, thirteen-year-old brother get under your skin, Jay.
Damian: *sneers* Oh, come on, Todd-ler.
Jason: I’m not a toddler! I’m a man!
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Don’t let your tiny, thirteen-year-old brother get under your skin, Jay.
When your faux fiancée won’t believe how nosy your siblings can be…
Tim [to Tam]: As soon as we touch, the blinds will open, and three annoying, but lovable, misfits will be staring at us.
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And one creepy, but loveable, Batdad will be spying through binoculars from three rooftops away.
At the Kent Farm…
Damian: *gets a hug from Jon*
At Wayne Manor…
Dick: *receives a text message* Little D: I need help reacting to something.
He’s… not used to affection.
At the Kent Farm…
Damian: *gets a hug from Jon*
At Wayne Manor…
Dick: *receives a text message* Little D: I need help reacting to something.
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He’s… not used to affection.
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