If the Robins had their own version of “Battle for the Cowl” (and how Jason’s going to win it)…
Jason: Listen, don’t let him “probie” you.
Damian: What?
Jason: I’ve been there, Dames. Tim’s going to pull rank.
Damian: *runs to find Tim* I can handle him!
Jason: *shouts after him* Watch your back, kid!
Jason: *snickers*
Battle for the Domino Mask?
Who needs TV when you’ve got family?
Dick: *brings in freshly popped popcorn from the kitchen*
Jason: *plumps up two beanbags on the floor*
Dick: *sinks into a beanbag* I love watching Tim and Damian try to work together.
Jason: *munching on popcorn* Yeah, it’s like if Alien and Predator decided to go partners in a Jamba Juice.
Regaling your older brother with stories from your Poetry Class be like…
Damian: … and, one night, we spoke only in lines from famous poems, Todd.
Jason: Because I could not stop for Death, he kindly stopped for me.
Damian: Hn. Emily Dickson?
Jason: Nah. I was just describing my day.
Imagine: Big brother Dick, to a rough-around-the-edges Damian.
Because we owe a lot of Little D’s character development to Big D.
Jason: Look, I’ll tell you whatever you want so long as you get me some batarangs from your father’s stash.
Damian: I’m ten, not stupid.
Jason: Look, I’ll tell you whatever you want so long as you get me some batarangs from your father’s stash.
Damian: I’m ten, not stupid.
Entering Robin’s room be like…
Jason: *whispering* It’s quiet.
Tim: *hissing* Of course it’s quiet. It’s a trap.
Damian: *a pair of narrowed eyes in the shadows*
Robin: Todd, thank you for saving my life out there today.
Red Hood: Little D, are we becoming friends?
Robin: Now you ruined it!
Damian: *blocking the entrance to Wayne Manor* Todd, you are no longer part of this family.
Red Hood: But I lived here.
Damian: So did a possum in the rafters.
Damian: Grayson, I owe you my life, my riches, my firstborn.
Dick: Your pets?
Damian: Not them.
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