When you see footage of your father, who’s bruised, bloodied, bound and being taunted by a villanous metahuman, on the Batcomputer screen…
Nightwing:
Red Hood:
Red Robin:
Robin:
Alfred: *clears his throat*
Alfred: Boys, he wouldn’t want you involved –
Robin: *pulls his sword from its scabbard and releases Goliath from his cage*
Red Robin: *tracks the source of the footage and hacks into its system*
Red Hood: *reloads his guns and straps on explosives*
Nightwing: *lights up his escrima sticks* We’re already involved. We’re family, Alfred.
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I mean it’s not as if Alfred left that footage to stream for you to “accidentally” find against Batman’s orders… Right?
Tag: grumpy old kid
Dick: Exactly, and that’s why I think we should break up.
Any Woman Dick is Dating at the Moment [on the phone]: Is that what you really want?
Dick: Yes, it is.
Damian: Great. Most Annoying Romance of My Life is finally over.
Dick and Barbara: *watching Damian jump from one gigantic memento to another in the Batcave*
Barbara: He is kind of adorable.
Dick: I know! Isn’t he? Remember when Jason was like this?
Jason: What the heck do you people say when I’m not here?
Nobody:
Damian at 4 am in Wayne Manor:
Tim: *watching Damian barely break a sweat*
Tim: *yawns* And this is necessary because… ?
Damian: *throws a sword at him*
Jason: *catches it with one hand and lights a cigarette with another* Kid, will you chill out?
Tim: Ha, that’s rich. You know, coming from you.
Jason: How about I finish what the brat started –
Duke: *rushing in* Alfred’s coming! I repeat, Gramps’s coming!
Dick: *calmly walking in behind him* Hey, @prison-mikes-bandana , we could really use a hand to try to pry that thing off my brother’s.
When you visit your eldest brother’s Blüdhaven apartment and ask him (authoritatively) to pick up after himself…
Damian: Why are you being a baby, Grayson?
Dick: I’m not a baby! I’m a grown man and I made my bed! Now where’s my Coco Crunch?
When you’re doing surveillance and bored out of your mind and your little brother’s “lectures” aren’t helping…
Robin: What are you doing now, Todd?
Red Hood: *rolling up a piece of paper* Making a straw.
Robin: Why?
Red Hood: So I can shoot you with a spitball.
Robin: You’re not going to do that, and I’ll tell you why. This is a mission, I am your partner, and you’re going to treat me with the prop – *chokes a bit* You shot your spit in my mouth!
Red Hood: Is this gonna be a long night? Because I don’t think I could do that again.
Tim and Damian: *throwing threats at each other*
Dick and Jason: *watching from the couch, eating popcorn*
Dick: Jay, who would you choose? Timmy or Dami?
Jason: It’s none of our business. Tim.
Ahahahahahah :))
Imagine: Dick trying to get Damian to loosen up and play (and Tim just kinda doing his own thing).
Imagine: one actor, four Robins…
French actor and model Gaspard Ulliel as (clockwise from top left) Dick, Jason, Tim, and (grown-up) Damian.
Sometime during the “In the Name of the Father” story arc…
Damian: *looks out of window using binoculars* Some van just pulled up. And these suspicious characters are getting out.
Jon: That is a school bus, Damian. And those are my classmates.
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