Tag: grumpy old kid

Red Hood: *dramatically takes out two machine guns from underneath his leather jacket*

Red Hood: *clears his throat, then switches to Tony Montana’s accent* Say hello to my little friends!

The Signal: Uh, dude, I don’t think they meant we should cause the riot –

Red Robin: *yelling a la-Tarzan while grapple-hooking from wall to wall*

Goliath: *taking ground-shaking steps around the Batcave with Damian on his back*

Robin: *laughing tyranically*

Nightwing: *carrying a crate of glowsticks and party poppers* Hey, y’all started without –

Nightwing:

Nightwing: It’s Alfred. RUN!

Alfred: *walking into a seemingly empty Batcave and speaking to seemingly no one* Dinner is served. If you wish to partake of it, I suggest you all make better life decisions from this moment on.

Alfred: And you – *looking squarely at @kittyofalltrades* – may join us.

Alfred: *walks out*

The Batboys: *scurries out of their hiding places and runs after him*

The Signal: *looks back at @kittyofalltrades* So, uh, you coming?

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Thank you for dropping by, @kittyofalltrades. 😎

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Damian: You know, I finally get why you and Father butted heads so much. You two are practically the same person. I mean, I worshipped the man, you know? I dressed like him, I acted like him, I listened to the same music. But you are more like him than I will ever be. I see that now.

Dick: I’ll take that as a compliment.

Damian: You can take it any way you want.

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Family Patrol Night…

Robin: *takes his vibrating phone out of his pocket*

Robin: *frowns and puts it back* -Tt-

Red Robin:

Nightwing:

Robin: *takes his vibrating phone out of his pocket again*

Robin: Grrrr. *puts it on Silent Mode*  

Nightwing: … ?

Red Robin: *gestures to Red Hood* He just learned how to “poke” on Facebook.

When you’re bored out of your mind from having been watching a criminal mastermind sleep in his apartment for the last 8 hours.

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When you find out that one of the most dangerous criminal masterminds in the world has set up headquarters in Gotham City…

Red Robin: What should we do?

Nightwing: Stay away.

Red Hood:

Red Robin:

Robin: 

Nightwing: … Or, if we’re stupid, we go there and set up surveillance.

Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin and Robin: *immediately jump out of their seats and start grabbing their gear*

Me: *yells as they race out of the Batcave in their respective vehicles* Take care, boys! I’ll try to calm your father down when he gets back from the Watchtower!

Red Robin: *crawling on the floor* Uuurrgghhhhrr…

Red Robin: *grabs hold of a metal bar* Hhhrrrnnnnhhh…

Red Robin: *struggles to hoist himself onto a chair* …aaAHhhhhhraaahh –

Robin: Pathetic.

Robin: *shuts down the Batcomputer*

Red Robin: NOOOOOOOO! *breaks down in tears*

Red Hood: *fireman-carries a sobbing Tim* It’s really for your own good, Timbo –

Nightwing: *walks into the Batcave* Everything alright?

Robin: Drake refuses to sleep!

The Signal: Something about wanting, no, needing to post… whatever, man, who knows… because something, something happiness…?

Nightwing:

Nightwing: *turns on the Batcomputer*

Nightwing: Who’s @dangerous-doodle ?

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Someone who made me real happy back, Dick.

Thank you so much, @dangerous-doodle . 😎

~ a-wayne-at-heart/incorrect-batfamily-quotes

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Why Batman disdains out-of-town supervillain lairs (or taking his sons with him all at once)…

Nightwing: Turkey farm?

Red Hood: No.

Red Robin: Skunks?

Red Hood: No.

Robin: Slaughterhouse?

Red Hood: No.

Catwoman: What are you boys doing back there?

Red Robin: We’re playing “What’s That Odor?”.

Robin: Father’s feet?

Batman: Hn. Damian.

Red Hood: You win, Dami.

Batman: Jason.

Nightwing: Are we there yet, Bruce?

Batman: I’ll tell you when we get there. Go back to your smell game.