Gotham City Tour Guide: This place, you can get hepatitis just by breathing the air.
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Therapy sessions in Gotham City be like…
Store Owner: He used to rob me two, three times a week. Now, I’m lucky if I get it once a month.
Robber: He never initiates it. I have to do all the work. He just stands there.
Why you think twice – no, thrice – before moving to Gotham City…
Mayor Cobblepot: This town can’t teach its kids or collect its garbage, but we lead the nation in pointless revenge.
Living in Gotham City be like…
Police Officer: Ma’am, as I told you, this is a police matter.
Civilian: Well, it doesn’t seem to MATTER to the POLICE!
Officer: Okay, nice job with that.

DC’s Gotham City