Cyborg [about Raven]: You’re not done with her, are you?
Beast Boy: *sighs* Our babies will be smart and beautiful.
Cyborg: Not to mention imaginary.
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Raven [about Jericho]: Be careful, he’ll try to get inside your head.
Beast Boy: Don’t worry, it’s closed for business.
Raven: You, me? Fat chance!
Beast Boy: *turns into a gorilla and drums his fists on his chest*
Beast Boy: I have a chance! And it’s fat!
M’gann: What ‘cha doing?
Garfield: Writing in my gournal. I write my thoughts in it every day.
M’gann: Oh, you mean a journal?
Garfield: Yeah, whatever. I guess I’m not all smart like you.
Rachel: Surely you can’t be serious.
Garfield: I am serious.
Garfield: And don’t call me “Shirley”.
When asked what he loves about Raven…
Beast Boy: Raven hates Valentine’s Day. And brunch. And outside. And smiling.
Beast Boy: *laughs*
Beast Boy: She’s weird.
Beast Boy [about Robin]: Raven, you gotta find out if he’s in the same place you are. Otherwise, it’s just a moo point.
Raven: A moo point?
Beast Boy: Yeah. It’s like a cow’s opinion. It just doesn’t matter. It’s moo.
Raven: Have I been living with you too long or did that all just make sense?
Dick: Beast Boy, I need you to help Cyborg. Don’t worry about Kid Flash. He’ll be fine. I once saw him fall down three flights of stairs, get up, and keep eating his hot dog, like nothing happened.
Garfield: You’re right. He’s the strongest man we know.
Dick: No.
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