On how he stays positive in spite of all the challenges…
Beast Boy: There’s an old saying in show business: “The show must go wrong”. Everything always goes wrong, and you just have to deal with it.
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Beast Boy: I wish my mouth was farther away from my brain. I wish my brain had its own brain.
Raven: Gar, you don’t have a bag?
Beast Boy: I could never deprive the world of the portion of my chest the strap would cover.
Cyborg [about Raven]: And she likes you because…?
Beast Boy: Because who wouldn’t?
Raven: Don’t tell me you are afraid?
Beast Boy: Are you kidding? I was born afraid!
Beast Boy: Which sounded a lot better in my head.
When your friends visit the Batcave for the first time (and are absolutely floored by it)…
Superboy: Can you see…
Robin: Yeah.
Beast Boy: Can you believe…
Robin: Yeah.
Impulse: Can we just…
Robin: No.
Having a changeling in the team be like…
Raven: Man, I’m stuffed.
Beast Boy: Me, too. I ate like a pig.
Raven: Gar, you are a pig.
Why he’s rarely fazed by anything…
Beast Boy: I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
Why Beast Boy (eventually) stopped indulging Robin’s invitation to play…
Garfield: Who loses 57 coin tosses in a row?! You know?
Garfield: Heads he wins, tails I lose.
Garfield: *squints* Wait a minute…
Wally: Yes, Gar…?
Garfield: *shrugs* I forgot to pick up my dry cleaning.
Why guessing games take a while at the Titans Tower…
Cyborg: You put this on your coffee –
* Word: “cream” *
Beast Boy: A spoon! Your hands! Your face!
Cyborg: It’s white –
Beast Boy: Paper! Snow! A ghost!
Cyborg: It’s heaver than milk –
Beast Boy: A rock! A dog! The earth!
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