Robin: Are there areas where I don’t have expertise?
Beast Boy: Humility.
Kid Flash: Modesty.
Ya can’t have it all, Dami.
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Beast Boy: When I’m the most mature person in a conversation we’re in big trouble.
Watching flaming, furry, five-headed, fish-like aliens with fangs invade the planet be like…
Raven: This is weird.
Beast Boy: Yeah. I feel the sexual tension, too, but this is not the time.
Teen Titans meetings be like…
Garfield: Put it on the agenda.
Damian: You have to make a motion to put it on the agenda.
Garfield: Oh, I’ll make a motion, alright. But you’re not gonna like it.
Just humor him, Beast Boy. *sigh*
That one time Robin, as their self-appointed leader, made a motion to change the Teen Titans’ team name…
Robin: Teams are traditionally named after fierce creatures, thus intimidating one’s opponent.
Beast Boy: Then we could be the Bengal Tigers!
Robin: Poor choice. Gram for gram, no animal exceeds the relative fighting strength of the Army ant.
Beast Boy: Maybe so, but you can’t incinerate a Bengal tiger with a magnifying glass.
Cyborg: Do you guys know anything about chicks?
Beast Boy: Fowl? Yes. Women? No.
Beast Boy: What are you ladies doing?
Starfire: Raven is assisting me in creating a MyFace account.
Beast Boy: I think you mean –
Raven: Save your breath. I’ve been correcting her all morning.
When you piss Raven off and you wake up… different…
Beast Boy: Why, Robin, don’t you look lovely.
Robin: *in a high-pitched voice, while angrily brushing off long, curly, pink ribbon-tied locks of blonde hair from his face* It’s a spell!
Robin: *curtsies* And thank you. -Tt-
Beast Boy: Okay, okay, don’t panic. Whosever problem this is, I’m sure they know how to handle it…
The rest of the Teen Titans: *blink*
Beast Boy: …
Beast Boy: Aaah! It’s my problem! We’re doomed!
While Robin’s lecturing the Teen Titans on professionalism…
Beast Boy [to Kid Flash]: *whispers* Yeah, and bringing your cat to work is a sign of strength.
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