When your friends visit the Batcave for the first time (and are absolutely floored by it)…
Superboy: Can you see…
Robin: Yeah.
Beast Boy: Can you believe…
Robin: Yeah.
Impulse: Can we just…
Robin: No.
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Beast Boy: What was I supposed to do? Psychically predict that we’d be on lockdown?
Kid Flash: I swear, Gar, if we run out of food, I am eating you first!
Why guessing games take a while at the Titans Tower…
Cyborg: You put this on your coffee –
* Word: “cream” *
Beast Boy: A spoon! Your hands! Your face!
Cyborg: It’s white –
Beast Boy: Paper! Snow! A ghost!
Cyborg: It’s heaver than milk –
Beast Boy: A rock! A dog! The earth!
When you hang out at your little brother’s team headquarters to freeload but you just can’t catch a break…
Red Hood: *wiping sticky, white fluid off his hair* Oh, are you kidding me? Dick move, pigeon!
Beast Boy: *flying away* Screw you, asswipe!
In which Jason learns that green-colored birds are not always who they seem.
Robin: It’s not a spaceship.
Beast Boy: Well, if it smells like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck…
Robin: But then it would be a duck, not a spaceship, so your point escapes me.
Beast Boy: *rubs face in frustration* It’s just a metaphor!
Beast Boy: Must you interrupt?
Robin: I’m just trying to use our time more efficiently.
Beast Boy: *muttering* Well, it doesn’t make you any more likeable.
So you do like Damian, huh?
Beast Boy: What was I supposed to do? Psychically predict that we’d be on lockdown?
Kid Flash: I swear, Gar, if we run out of food, I am eating you first!
Martial arts training sessions at the Titans Tower be like…
Robin: Somebody attack me. Logan, GO!
Beast Boy: No WAY. Last time, you pulled my pants down, then tried to choke me with my shoelace.
Robin: False. I DID choke you with your shoelace.
At a Teen Titans mission briefing…
Robin: *handing out dossiers*
Beast Boy [to Kid Flash]: A three-ounce fetus is calling the shots. That’s so bad ass.
Three days before Robin’s birthday party…
Kid Flash: I hear Damian’s party will have double fudge brownies!
Beast Boy: But it will also have Damian.
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