Kory: *horrified, with her palms still smoking* I’m sorry I almost killed you.

Dick: *heart eyes* That’s all right. I need to be more careful next time.

~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~

And all he had been trying to do was tickle her from behind as she prepared breakfast for them, Rachel and Gar.

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Listening to Dick and Kory argue for about the hundredth time on their road trip…

Gar: *drinking the Capri Sun that Kory stuffed in his sweater pocket* Are you picking up on the chemistry that’s going on?

Rachel: *rummaging through the backpack that Dick packed for her* It’s like they’re married.

Dick: *scoffs* @spaceprincessem What, you actually think we’re like some married couple? So maybe Rach and Gar kind of need parents right now. And maybe we’re “co-parenting” or whatever. But does that automatically make us marr–

Kory: Dick, who’re you talking to?

Dick: No one, Hone– Kory! I meant, Kory.

Listening to Dick and Kory argue for about the hundredth time on their road trip…

Gar: *drinking the Capri Sun that Kory stuffed in his sweater pocket* Are you picking up on the chemistry that’s going on?

Rachel: *rummaging through the backpack that Dick packed for her* It’s like they’re married.

While waiting in the mini van…

Rachel: *watching Dick and Kory, who’re outside in the freezing cold, have a heated argument about where to head to next*

Gar: *sighs* I know, Rach. I hate it when Mommy and Daddy fight.

Nightwing: I need your help on a super top secret mission.

Beast Boy: Do I get to parachute out of a plane as a wild horse?

Nightwing: No, you do not, because nobody ever does, but you do get to wear an ear piece.

Beast Boy: Sold!