Beast Boy: What are you ladies doing?
Starfire: Raven is assisting me in creating a MyFace account.
Beast Boy: I think you mean –
Raven: Save your breath. I’ve been correcting her all morning.
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Robin: Are there areas where I don’t have expertise?
Beast Boy: Humility.
Kid Flash: Modesty.
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Ya can’t have it all, Dami.
Three days before Robin’s birthday party…
Kid Flash: I hear Damian’s party will have double fudge brownies!
Beast Boy: But it will also have Damian.
Cyborg: Do you guys know anything about chicks?
Beast Boy: Fowl? Yes. Women? No.
Raven: Don’t tell me you are afraid?
Beast Boy: Are you kidding? I was born afraid!
Beast Boy: Which sounded a lot better in my head.
Robin: It’s not a spaceship.
Beast Boy: Well, if it smells like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck…
Robin: But then it would be a duck, not a spaceship, so your point escapes me.
Beast Boy: *rubs face in frustration* It’s just a metaphor!
Nightwing: I need your help on a super top secret mission.
Beast Boy: Do I get to parachute out of a plane as a wild horse?
Nightwing: No, you do not, because nobody ever does, but you do get to wear an ear piece.
Beast Boy: Sold!
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Kory: *horrified, with her palms still smoking* I’m sorry I almost killed you.
Dick: *heart eyes* That’s all right. I need to be more careful next time.
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And all he had been trying to do was tickle her from behind as she prepared breakfast for them, Rachel and Gar.
When your friends visit the Batcave for the first time (and are absolutely floored by it)…
Superboy: Can you see…
Robin: Yeah.
Beast Boy: Can you believe…
Robin: Yeah.
Impulse: Can we just…
Robin: No.
When you hang out at your little brother’s team headquarters to freeload but you just can’t catch a break…
Red Hood: *wiping sticky, white fluid off his hair* Oh, are you kidding me? Dick move, pigeon!
Beast Boy: *flying away* Screw you, asswipe!
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In which Jason learns that green-colored birds are not always who they seem.
In which this reminds me of recent “Titans” GIFs of Jason and Gar.
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