family patrol nights – Page 26 – incorrect-batfamily-quotes

Nightwing [on the Comm Link]: Yeah, well, I have a plan.

Red Robin: Dick, dodging bullets is not a “plan”!

Mission briefing…

Nightwing: What is our number one problem right now?

Red Robin: *drinking his fifth espresso shot* I’m being forced to work with the brat who tried to murder me.

Robin: *crosses his arms* -Tt-

Red Robin: *trying to remotely hack into the facility’s security system* I prefer certainty over risk!

Red Hood:

*cocks his guns and kicks the door open*

And I prefer not to die in a closet!

Red Hood: *peeking from behind a steel crate at Black Mask’s armed henchmen, who are searching the premises for them*

Red Robin: *waiting as data from the mainframe computer downloads onto a portable device*

Red Hood: *reloads his guns*

Red Hood: Timbo, how much do you trust me?

Red Robin: Probably more than I should.

Red Hood and Red Robin: *wounded, out of weapons, and crouching behind crates as armed henchmen close in on them from every corner*

Red Hood: *grins*

Red Robin: Jason, “I could take out those guys” isn’t a plan.

Red Robin: Jason, what are you doing here?

Red Hood: What are you doing here?

Red Robin: I don’t know. Following you to a bad part of town and saving your life. You know, the usual. Your turn.

When you realize that your annoying little brother’s actually good for something…

Red Hood and Red Robin: *watching as Robin swiftly deciphers ancient symbols on the walls of a supervillain’s lair*

Red Hood: *whispering* That little turd could end up being our Rosetta Stone.

Red Robin: *hacking into the facility’s security system*

Nightwing: We shouldn’t do this. We’re technically still on lockdown.

Red Robin: Well, if we don’t, *gestures to Red Hood, who just cocked both his guns* then he’s just going to shoot out the locks.

Nightwing: No one’s getting killed.

Red Hood: That’s what you always say before the shooting starts.

Mission briefing…

Red Robin: Understood?

Nightwing: *double thumbs up*

Robin: *salutes*

Red Hood: *turns off Spotify streaming in his helmet*

Red Hood: Okay, I’m just nodding here and pretending like I have some idea of what you’re talking about.