Tag: family patrol nights

Red Robin [on the Comm Link]: How the heck are you going to get on a train going 90 miles an hour, Dick?

Nightwing: I presume with great caution. 

Remember that time you trained while blindfolded with him, Timmy? Yeah. (Train-ed. Get it?)

When Batman asks if one of you could hack into a supervillain’s mainframe computer while he’s on an off-planet mission…

Red Hood [on the Comm Link]: I don’t know what to do. You’re normally the person in charge of these situations.

Red Robin: Well, not while I’m hanging off a train!

*shrugs* Try Robin?

Red Hood: *struggling to disarm motion-triggered, exploding handcuffs with a lock-pick*

Red Robin: *swiftly removes his handcuffs once the henchman leaves the room and starts working on Jason’s*

Red Hood: What th- 

Red Robin: Remember when you called me a “nerd” before? Get ready to apologize.

After giving Batman a status update…

Nightwing [on the Comm Link]: I’d take my comms out, too, if I were you. He sounded mad.

Red Hood: *click*

Red Robin: *click*

Robin: -Tt- *click*

Wow. You boys didn’t even give it a second thought.

Mission debriefing…

Batman: *scrolling through the previous night’s news headlines on the Batcomputer*

Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, and Robin:

Batman: *sighs*

Red Hood: What could we do? It’s not like we could just walk into a criminal enterprise and start looking around.

Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, and Robin: *erupt in obnoxious laughter*

Keep your father’s white hairs coming, boys. Keep ‘em coming.