When your youngest brother tells you to stay put by the Batmobile as he sneaks into one of the Joker’s lairs…
Red Hood: What am I supposed to do out here?
Robin: Why don’t you go meditate on the poor life decisions you’ve made?
Tag: family patrol nights
When Obsessive Planner Robin and Adrenaline Junkie Robin team up…
Tim: Who packed this parachute for you? It’s not gonna open.
Jason: It’s only six miles down. I’ll grab your legs.
Reporting to Batman after patrol…
Nightwing [about the perpetrator and the victim]: This is how he touched her.
Nightwing: *places a hand on Red Hood’s lower back*
Oracle: *wheels into the Batcave*
Oracle: … I can come back.
Oracle: *wheels out of the Batcave*
Breaking into a top secret facility be like…
Red Hood: I need a bottle of vodka, a very sharp, pointed knife, uh, a Bic pen, a sandwich baggie and some duct tape.
Red Robin: Sandwich baggie, duct tape. Who are you? MacGyver?
Breaking into a top secret facility be like…
Red Hood: I need a bottle of vodka, a very sharp, pointed knife, uh, a Bic pen, a sandwich baggie and some duct tape.
Red Robin: Sandwich baggie, duct tape. Who are you? MacGyver?
Red Hood: *glares at criminal*
Red Hood: I’m going to go oil my chainsaw.
Red Robin: What?
Nightwing: *whispering* Jay, we don’t need the chainsaw. Is that what’s in that bag?
Red Hood: Oh, we do. Because drawing a confession out of someone is like doing a beautiful dance. A beautiful dance with a chainsaw.
Red Robin: He makes less and less sense as the days go by.
Must be all that Lazarus Pit fluid.
Red Hood: *glares at criminal*
Red Hood: I’m going to go oil my chainsaw.
Red Robin: What?
Nightwing: *whispering* Jay, we don’t need the chainsaw. Is that what’s in that bag?
Red Hood: Oh, we do. Because drawing a confession out of someone is like doing a beautiful dance. A beautiful dance with a chainsaw.
Red Robin: He makes less and less sense as the days go by.
Must be all that Lazarus Pit fluid.
Breaking into a top secret facility be like…
Red Hood: There’s no alarm system. Got a credit card?
Red Robin: Why? You’re going to pick the locks?
Red Hood: *pulls a grenade out of his jacket* No. You’re gonna need to pay for the damages.
Breaking into a top secret facility be like…
Red Hood: There’s no alarm system. Got a credit card?
Red Robin: Why? You’re going to pick the locks?
Red Hood: *pulls a grenade out of his jacket* No. You’re gonna need to pay for the damages.
“Death of the Family” be like…
Nightwing: Wait a minute… Jay, are you clapping?
Red Hood: Yeah.
Red Robin: So, your hands are free?
Red Hood: Yeah.
Robin: Joker didn’t tie up your hands?
Red Hood: *shrugs* No. He must’ve forgotten.
Batgirl: Do you realize that we’ve been sitting here for 14 hours?
Red Hood: Well, get pissy if you want, guys! But I’ve enjoyed the time we’ve spent as a family. *sulks*
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