Tag: family patrol nights

Preparing for Family Patrol Night…

Robin: *adjusting Goliath’s leash* What, Todd, for the first time ever, doesn’t want to do this?

Nightwing: *stuffing cereal packets into strategic places in his suit* No, no, he does. It’s just that he’s been so mopey.

Red Robin: *checking the coordinates of a supervillain’s lair on the Batcomputer* Well, that could have something to do with the fact that today’s his death anniversary.

Nightwing: I don’t know what it is.

Red Robin: I think that’s what it is.

Robin: -Tt- Who knows with him?

Red Robin: *looks into the camera like he’s on “The Office”*

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Family Patrol Night…

Batman: *setting up surveillance equipment on the rooftop*

Robin: *watching the traffic down below while perched atop a gargoyle*

Nightwing: *balancing on the ledge (y’know, upside-down and on one hand, the yoosh)*

Red Robin: Jay, I have a riddle for you. What’s the sound of one hand clapping?

Red Hood: Piece of cake. *opens and closes his fist quickly, which makes a faint sound*

Red Robin: No, man. It’s a 3000-year-old riddle with no answer. It’s supposed to clear your mind of conscious thought.

Red Hood: No answer? Timmy, listen up. *quickly opens and closes his fist again*

Batman: Hn. *smirks*

Nightwing: *giggles and almost loses his balance*

Robin: -Tt-

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When your adoptive father wants to have a private conversation with a colleague but you’re bored out of your mind and eavesdropping seems fun..

Nightwing [on the Comm Link]: *hanging from one of the ceiling stalactites in the Batcave* His mouth hasn’t moved in three and a half minutes.

Red Hood [on the Comm Link]: *crouching behind the glass case of his Robin uniform* Hal Jordan’s probably got him on hold.

Robin [on the Comm Link]: *sitting inside the dinosaur’s oral cavity* No, no. His nostrils are flaring. He’s pacing like a maniac.

Red Robin [on the Comm Link]: *viewing Batman from his own bedroom via a secret camera he installed on the Batmobile* And he just switched his phone from his right hand to his left hand like he wants to punch someone.

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Perhaps because he knew that you boys have been listening in all along? Y’all ain’t slick.

Family Patrol Night…

Nightwing and Red Robin: *watching Red Hood “interrogate” a criminal*

Nightwing: Uhhh… I think Jason may have snapped.

Red Robin: Or maybe he’s just stuck in character.

Nightwing: Which is worse? Snapped or stuck?

Red Robin: Both. They’re both worse.

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Someone rescue that thug.

Family Patrol Night…

Nightwing: *stares questioningly at his brothers after hearing about a mission gone awry*

Red Robin: *wiping soot off his face and picking shrapnel from his uniform* Chalk that one up to Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum over there.

Red Hood: *scraping dried mud off his combat boots*

Robin: *throwing the shards that used to be his sword into a garbage can* -Tt-

Nightwing: Uh… Who are they?

Red Robin and Robin: THEY’RE BOTH JASON!

Family Patrol Night…

Nightwing: *stares questioningly at his brothers after hearing about a mission gone awry*

Red Robin: *wiping soot off his face and picking shrapnel from his uniform* Chalk that one up to Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum over there.

Red Hood: *scraping dried mud off his combat boots*

Robin: *throwing the shards that used to be his sword into a garbage can* -Tt-

Nightwing: Uh… Who are they?

Red Robin and Robin: THEY’RE BOTH JASON!