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Gotham City rogues gallery pep talks be like…

Two-Face: Yeah, be prepared! We’ll be prepared… for what?

Joker: For the death of the Bat prince!

Scarecrow:
Why? Is he sick?

Joker:
No, fool! We’re going to kill him. And Robin, too.

Killer Croc:
Hey, great idea! Who needs the Bat?

Harley Quinn: *sings and dances*
No prince, no prince, la la la la la la –

Joker:
Idiots! There will be a prince!


Riddler:
Hey, but you said that – 

Joker: I will be prince. Stick with me and you’ll never be fearful again!

The Gotham King

What civilians think Gotham City villains fight about: Power. Money. Territory. Batman.

What Gotham City villains actually fight about:

The Riddler [to Penguin]: Oh, yeah? Well, I was featured in the GCPD calendar!

Gotham City rogues gallery pep talks be like…

Two-Face: Yeah, be prepared! We’ll be prepared… for what?

Joker: For the death of the Bat prince!

Scarecrow:
Why? Is he sick?

Joker:
No, fool! We’re going to kill him. And Robin, too.

Killer Croc:
Hey, great idea! Who needs the Bat?

Harley Quinn: *sings and dances*
No prince, no prince, la la la la la la –

Joker:
Idiots! There will be a prince!


Riddler:
Hey, but you said that – 

Joker: I will be prince. Stick with me and you’ll never be fearful again!

The Riddler: My name will go down in history as greatest villain of all time.

Penguin: You mean our names, right?

The Riddler: Of course.

The Riddler: My name first, then spacebar, spacebar, spacebar, your name.