incorrectbatfamiliaquotes:

dick grayson: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

donna troy: You were flirting with Kori.

dick grayson: So what? She’s my wife.

donna troy: You asked her if she was single.

dick grayson:

donna troy: And then you cried when she said she wasn’t.

Nightwing: *walking away from a very intoxicated Kid Flash, who had apparently discovered a special beer formulated for speedsters*

Wonder Girl: … ?

Nightwing: He’s been grilling me about where circus performers go when they die.

Meeting your new (and quite unexpected) teammates for the first time be like…

Green Lantern: Red Hood? That’s an interesting name.

Wonder Girl: That’s the least interesting thing about him, Kyle.


Oh, you have noooo idea. 

Jason: So, Roy, nice guy, don’t you think?

Donna: No. He’s charming, sexy, confident, incredibly hot, but let’s be honest. He’s a bad boy, right? Like you. And right now, I only need good in my life. Not someone who’s…

Jason: Tragically wounded and damaged by demons he can’t escape.