donna troy: hold up, jason todd?
wally west: isn’t he dead?
dick grayson: he died but he’s fine.
Tag: donna troy
Nightwing: *walking away from a very intoxicated Kid Flash, who had apparently discovered a special beer formulated for speedsters*
Wonder Girl: … ?
Nightwing: He’s been grilling me about where circus performers go when they die.
Whoops… Good thing he’s your best friend, Wallace.
Donna: Kory was sent here to kill Rachel.
Dick: You don’t have all the facts.
Donna: Which are?
Dick: I love her.
#titans2018
Dick: So what’s Kory’s type?
Donna: Tall, dark hair, oblivious, blue eyes, strange sense of humor, hero, dumbass…
Dick: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends
Donna: Did I mention oblivious?
Dick: Yeah, why?
Donna: Okay, just making sure
#titans2018
Roy [to Wally]: If you go with Donna, you’re doing the smart, sensible thing and moving on. And if you go with Linda, does that mean Donna’s free tonight?
Conner: Kory told me that instead of being sad, I should go get it, girl. So I’m going to go get it, girl.
Donna: Get what?
Conner: Unclear. I’ll get everything, just to be safe.
Donna: Dick, Kory is a queen.
Dick, lovingly: I know.
Donna: No, I mean she’s a literal queen.
Dawn: I agree. Kory is amazing.
Donna: You don’t understand. She’s an alien princess.
Rachel: She certainly is.
Donna: *Proceeds to spend three hours trying to get her point across and trying to explain Tamaranean monarchy to the team before giving up*
dick: anyway that’s photo 104 of 5000 of my beautiful wife
dick: i sure hope she’s not out there, realizing she’s an alien
donna: what?
dick: that would SUCK
Nightwing: *walking away from a very intoxicated Kid Flash, who had apparently discovered a special beer formulated for speedsters*
Wonder Girl: … ?
Nightwing: He’s been grilling me about where circus performers go when they die.




