Barbara [to Dinah, about Dick]: He does dress better than I do. What would I bring to the relationship?
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Uhhh. No, he doesn’t, Babs.
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Batfamily therapy sessions be like…
Black Canary: You know, I do offer group therapy.
Red Robin: Yeah, okay.
Red Hood: *enters room* What is this? What are you doing?
Nightwing: What? What is that?
Black Canary: With all due respect, you’re talking about bringing guns to an intervention and you’re drinking wine out of a soda can.
Red Hood: *slurps* Yeah.
Nightwing: Oh. You put wine in the soda can?
Red Hood: You didn’t know, did you?
Nightwing: *impressed* That is good.
Red Robin: Ahh, you stole Arsenal’s idea.
Red Hood: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It actually is a pretty good idea.
Red Robin: Well, it’s a good idea. I mean the guy has great ideas.
Red Hood: He is a smart man.
Red Hood: That is not what we’re here about.
Dinah: The point is, will you go to prom with me?
Oliver: Well, I thought you’d never ask. Because we’re nearing forty. Of course, I will. *kisses Dinah*
Dinah: Yay!!! Prom!!!
At a therapy session with Black Canary…
Bruce: They don’t hate me because I’m old.
Bruce: They hate me because of my personality.
At a therapy session with Black Canary…
Tim: I’m a mess. I can’t sleep. I urinate constantly. I cried the other day listening to a techno song. My tweets have been extremely literal.
After convincing Batman to play Santa in the annual Justice League holiday party…
Superman: Bruce, I’m sure you’ll do fine.
Black Canary: Just remember now, Santa is a cheerful, jolly fellow who never calls a child “dumb ass”.
Therapy session with Dinah…
Jason: I tried to talk to Damian and be his friend…
Jason: … but that is like trying to be friends with an evil cockroach.
Dinah: Ohhh, but he’s such a douche bag…
Bruce I know, Canary, but he’s also my son.
Dinah: Not Jason!
Dinah: … Well, also very much Jason.
Barbara: Dick and I were talking last night…
Dinah: Pillow-talk alert! Spooning or face-to-face?
Therapy session…
Black Canary [to Kid Flash]: Because when your teammates put food in the refrigerator that’s a bond of trust. Okay?
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