incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

“Death of the Family” be like…

Nightwing: Wait a minute… Jay, are you clapping?

Red Hood: Yeah.

Red Robin: So, your hands are free?

Red Hood: Yeah.

Robin: Joker didn’t tie up your hands?

Red Hood: *shrugs* No. He must’ve forgotten.

Batgirl: Do you realize that we’ve been sitting here for 14 hours?

Red Hood: Well, get pissy if you want, guys! But I’ve enjoyed the time we’ve spent as a family. *sulks*

Dick: Duke, this is everybody. Everybody, this is Duke.

Barbara: Hey, Duke, the Signal.

Tim: Hey, Duke.

Cassandra: *grins*

Damian: *nods in approval*

Steph: Hey, Duke!

Jason: I’m sorry, I didn’t catch your name. Duke, was it?

Bruce: I was just thinking, when my time comes –

Dick: Bruce!

Damian: Father!

Bruce: Listen to me. When my time comes, I want to be buried at sea.

Tim: You what?

Bruce: I want to be buried at sea. It looks like fun.

Jason: Define “fun”.


Also, you might want to have a word with Arthur about that.

Red Hood: You know that thing where you and I talk to each other about things?

Nightwing: *nods eagerly* Yeah?

Red Hood: Let’s not do that anymore.


He’s not really into the whole heart-to-heart thing, Dick.

When your brothers presesure you to hang out with them…

Tim: I kind of have plans.

Dick: You have another family?

Tim: Yeah, I, uh… I have a date.

Damian: You have a date?

Tim: Yes! I have a date.

Dick: With a… girl?

Tim: No, with a crouton. *rolls eyes* What is so strange about me having a date?

Jason: With a crouton?

Dick: *knocking on Tim’s bedroom door* Come on!

Damian: Drake! Open up. We would like to speak to you.

Tim: *muffled* I don’t feel like talking!

Dick: Oh, come on, Timmy, we care about you!

Cass: We’re worried about you.

Jason: And some of us really have to pee!

When you’re on the way to a suspect’s location and Waze is down (or Red Robin’s not answering for some reason *rolls eyes*)…

Robin: To which city are we near?

Nightwing: Coast! Fawcett! Oh, oh, Gateway!

Red Hood: Okay, why are you even answering?