Nightwing: You had a bad shoulder and that’s why you could never play catch with me while I was Robin, right?
Batman: Riiiiiight.
Tag: dick grayson
Nightwing [to Batman]: You love secrets, B. You wanna marry secrets and have little half-secret, half-human babies!
That’s right, Dick. Call ‘im out.
When your faux
fiancée won’t believe how nosy your siblings can be…
Tim [to Tam]: As soon as we touch, the blinds will open, and three annoying, but lovable, misfits will be staring at us.
And one creepy, but loveable, Batdad will be spying through binoculars from three roofs away.
When your faux
fiancée won’t believe how nosy your siblings can be…
Tim [to Tam]: As soon as we touch, the blinds will open, and three annoying, but lovable, misfits will be staring at us.
And one creepy, but loveable, Batdad will be spying through binoculars from three roofs away.
Visiting the Titans Tower be like…
Green Lantern: Which one of you is Dick Grayson?
Robin: Oh, that’s me.
Green Lantern: Wait a second… Is your father Batman?
Robin: *proudly* Yup.
Green Lantern: You poor kid.
Because trying to get your two brothers to work with each other can be a lot harder than pulling teeth…
Red Robin: We’re going to kill each other, Dick!
Robin: *snarls*
Nightwing: *sighs* Well, fine. Kill each other. Just do it together.
When your son tries to convince you that creating a clothing brand for superheroes is a good idea…
Bruce: Dick, you don’t know the first thing about running a business.
Dick: But there’s no risk, B.
Bruce: Why not?
Dick: Because it’s your money!
When concern over your sleep-deprived brother leads you to search his room and find a shady, little bag of…
Damian: *grabbing Tim by the lapel and shaking him furiously* Are you on dope, Drake? Are you?
Dick: Because we can help get you clean! There’s counseling, hospitalization –
Jason: And my foot kicking your ass!
For your information, it’s a special coffee formula that can keep him awake for an entire week, but he appreciates you kicking down his door and ransacking his room at three in the morning.
Nightwing [to Batman]: I don’t think being nice for a whole day would kill you!
At Batburger…
Dick: Know what you want?
Jason: *nursing a nasty hangover* Yeah. Nothing, with a side of “buzz off”.
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