Hellblazer: *looking intensely at a blue, swirling flame that’s floating at the center of the table*
Hellblazer: I see someone close to you, mates… Someone who looks like you… Someone with the letter “J”…
Nightwing: Our brother, Jason Todd?
Zatanna: He’s getting himself into trouble!
Red Robin: Sorry, guys, but you don’t need a gift to sense that one.
Why the rest of the Batfamily finds it pointless to mother-hen Jason…
Red Hood: *smoking atop a gargoyle*
Nightwing: You should quit. Those things are bad for you.
Red Hood: Yeah? So’s being in our family.
Visiting your eldest brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…
Red Hood: *looking into the cupboard* Infant formula? Really?
Nightwing: *eating cereal out of a mug* Yeah, I got those on sale.
Cue Alfred’s pout of disapproval.
Visiting your eldest brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…
Red Hood: *looking into the cupboard* Infant formula? Really?
Nightwing: *eating cereal out of a mug* Yeah, I got those on sale.
Cue Alfred’s pout of disapproval.
Red Hood: *glares at criminal*
Red Hood: I’m going to go oil my chainsaw.
Red Robin: What?
Nightwing: *whispering* Jay, we don’t need the chainsaw. Is that what’s in that bag?
Red Hood: Oh, we do. Because drawing a confession out of someone is like doing a beautiful dance. A beautiful dance with a chainsaw.
Red Robin: He makes less and less sense as the days go by.
Must be all that Lazarus Pit fluid.
Red Hood: *glares at criminal*
Red Hood: I’m going to go oil my chainsaw.
Red Robin: What?
Nightwing: *whispering* Jay, we don’t need the chainsaw. Is that what’s in that bag?
Red Hood: Oh, we do. Because drawing a confession out of someone is like doing a beautiful dance. A beautiful dance with a chainsaw.
Red Robin: He makes less and less sense as the days go by.
Must be all that Lazarus Pit fluid.
Dick: *walks in on Tim and Damian playing Arkham Knight together*
Dick: You’re not the fun brother, Tim! I’m the fun brother!
Learn to share your baby brother, Richard. (Just kidding. I’m sure he’d love it if his brothers stopped trying to mangle each other.)
Barbara: I don’t know how you guys live with yourselves.
Dick: *grins* One day at a time.
Jason: *scoffs* One day at a time.
Tim: *yawns* One day at a time.
At a Wayne Foundation gala…
Dick: *talking animatedly*
Jason:
Dick: *laughing hysterically at his own joke*
Jason:
Dick: *wiping tears off his eyes*
Jason: Are you wearing make-up?
Dick: I’m always wearing a little bit of foundation, but that’s not the point.
Red Robin: *snoring loudly with half of his body sticking out of the Redbird and saliva running down his jaw*
Nightwing: How many sleeping pills did you give Tim?
Red Hood: I don’t know. Seven? Twelve?
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