Tim and Damian: *throwing threats at each other*
Dick and Jason: *watching from the couch, eating popcorn*
Dick: Jay, who would you choose? Timmy or Dami?
Jason: It’s none of our business. Tim.
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Ahahahahahah :))
Imagine: Dick trying to get Damian to loosen up and play (and Tim just kinda doing his own thing).
When you cross paths with your big brother at his day job…
Officer Grayson [to witness]: *grinning* I was gonna ask you the same question…
Red Robin: *whispering* Dick, this woman witnessed a crime.
Officer Grayson: *whispering back* Yeah, a crime in progress. She’s stealing my heart, but I ain’t pressing charges. *winks at witness*
Red Robin: *facepalms*
Imagine: one actor, four Robins…
French actor and model Gaspard Ulliel as (clockwise from top left) Dick, Jason, Tim, and (grown-up) Damian.
O’Neill: A Summary.
Imagine: Nightwing (left) and Red Hood (right) talking about Batman.
Commissioner Gordon: Who died and made you Batman?
Nightwing/Red Hood/Red Robin/Robin/Azrael: Uhhhh…
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So, who’s gonna tell him?
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Batjet: *glides down the Batcave driveway and parks itself smoothly*
Batjet door: *opens dramatically*
One of Batman’s boots: *steps out*
Red Robin: *shields his eyes from the brightness* AH!
The rest of Batman’s body: *gets out*
Red Hood: *snorts* HA! *covers his mouth as soon as the yell escapes his mouth*
Batman:
Batman: Hn.
Alfred: *taking the snow-white fur cape off Bruce’s shoulders* Welcome home, Master Bruce. I trust your mission in the Alps with Mr. Kent went well?
Batman: *grunts*
Nightwing: *trying desperately to contain his giggling* D-did y-y-you g-get a h-haircut over there, B?
Red Robin: *smirking and elbowing Jason’s ribs* Or a tan? Something’s definitely different.
Red Hood: *shaking uncontrollably and muttering* Stop it or I’m gonna lose it, Replacement.
Robin: Don’t be ridiculous, Drake. On an unrelated note, have you seen Disney’s “Frozen”, Father?
His brothers: *erupt into full-blown laughter*
Batman: *takes off his cowl, sighs wearily and slumps onto his computer chair*
Nightwing: *on the Comm Link, in a sing-song tone* Baaaabs, guess who just got into fashion? No, not me – Okay, yeah, but that’s not the point –
Robin: *on FaceTime with Jon* Kent, you will not believe – Oh, of course your father already told you –
Red Robin: *on the phone with Conner* – pictures, Dude –
Alfred: *serves him tea* Well, I think you look lovely, Master Bruce. The bright yellow goes well with all the brooding.
Batman:
Batman: *grinning as he sips tea*
Red Hood: *wiping blissful tears off his eyes as he types a message on Tumblr* @omgiamwish , quick, how do I wire-transfer money to your Earth?
Me: *comes up beside Jason, shaking my head and grinning* Yes, you have, @omgiamwish . Yes, you have.
Brilliant. Thank you!
Damian: Father is becoming a little controlling. -Tt-
Dick: What tipped you off? When he locked you out on the Manor grounds again?
Damian: That was half my fault. I thought I saw a kitten out there.
Dick [to Bruce]: You baited the garden???
Bruce: Prove it.
At Gotham Academy…
Tim: I’m Damian Wayne’s emergency contact.
Teacher: So, you’re here to pick him up?
Tim: I’m here to be removed as his emergency contact.
Tim: If you can, put Dick Grayson, he’s basically his second mother.
When you overstay your welcome at Red Hood’s safe house…
Jason: *hopping over mounds of bloody patrol suits and broken weapons while picking up dirty dishes*
Tim and Damian: *playing Injustice 2 on Xbox while yelling threats at each other*
Dick: *pouring milk on his cereal and spilling some on the carpet*
Jason: I don’t know when I became a dad to three lazy teenagers, but it stops today. You guys are cleaning this place up, top to bottom!
Dick: Hey, we don’t even live here!
Jason: Yes or no, do you have clothes in my laundry right now?
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