Tag: dick grayson

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Tim: Dick, we have a problem.

Dick: Guys, I am not your mother, so don’t come tattling to me every time one of you does something that the other one doesn’t like.

Tim: I’m telling you, he’s crazy. He keeps threatening me and talking in a scary voice.

Damian: No I didn’t.

Tim: Oh, so you’re saying you didn’t threaten to cut my hair off and give it to Ra’s as a birthday present?

Damian: You know, Drake, I think you’re taking my words a little out of context.

Tim: What?! What context?!

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Paintball war at the Manor…

Dick: *whispering* Why did the Resurrected Robins stop firing?

Tim: *listening to every sound* I don’t know… They’re probably out of ammo.

Jason: *yelling from a makeshift fort in Damian’s room* Hey, Fake-Dead Robins, we are giving you a chance to surrender!

Dick: *aims his paintball marker at the draped Batman bedsheet* Yeah, they’re definitely out of ammo.

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Dick: *leaning over the sofa in the Wayne Manor library* Wow, Little Wing, you were asleep for a long time. What were you dreaming about?

Jason: *yawning and stretching, swiftly catching the novel that falls from his chest as he gets up* Nothing. I don’t like to dream. I try not to think while I’m sleeping.

Damian: *not looking up from the novel he’s reading at the other side of the room* That’s pretty much how you function while you’re awake, too.

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Trying to get your brother to make healthier choices be like…

Nightwing: *laying the blueprint for a warehouse across the street on the rooftop deck*

Red Robin: *setting up surveillance equipment*

Robin: *adjusting Goliath’s leash*

Red Hood: *coughs*

Red Robin: Wait a second, are you smoking inside of your helment again?

Red Hood: What? No.

Red Hood: *tries to stifle another cough as smoke comes out of the vents in his helmet* Oops.

Nightwing: *locating Alfred on his communicator* I knew this would happen. And how many snack cakes have you had today?

Red Hood: None.

Nightwing, Red Robin and Robin: *glare at him*

Red Hood: Okay, five… or more. Baker’s dozen at most.

Robin: Do you even know how many there are in a baker’s dozen, Todd?

Red Hood: By my count? Forty-eight.

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Aqualad: Look, instead of just running straight into enemy gunfire like we usually do, why don’t we try some reconnaissance this time?

Kid Flash: You mean like spy stuff? That would be cool! I could wear a spy tuxedo –

Robin: *facepalms* No.

Kid Flash: With a hidden spy camera –

Speedy: Dude.

Kid Flash: Inside a tiny spy bowtie –

Miss Martian: Wally…

Kid Flash: Or, I could wear a flower on my lapel –

Superboy: We said no.

Kid Flash: That sprays water in people’s faces, oh man –

Artemis: Shut up, West.

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Selina: *creeping behind a sculpture inside the Wayne Manor, eavesdropping*

Bruce: Now, Dick, what a woman wants, really wants, is for you to listen, truly hear what is troubling her –

Selina: Not half-bad advice –

Bruce: And then you can quickly solve that problem for her and move on to something more interesting –

Selina: *rolls her eyes* Back to normal.

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Driving away from a monster attacking Gotham City be like…

Nightwing: *looking through the rear window of the Batmobile* Uh, guys –

Red Robin: *sitting next to Dick, desperately trying to gain remote control of the Batjet using his communicator*

Robin: *riding shotgun* -Tt- You were picked for a reason, Todd! You’re supposed to be our reckless driver!

Red Hood: *about to drive the Batmobile through a burning building* I’m driving as recklessly as I can!

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Red Robin: *crouching behind the giant coin in the Batcave*

Nightwing: *walks in*

Red Robin: *to his walkie-talkie* The Hug Machine is here. I repeat, the Hug Machine is here. Smiling on all cylinders.

The rest of the Batfamily: *temporarily stop brooding to find hiding places*  

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Dick tends to get in the way of angst and sadness.