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Kory: *horrified, with her palms still smoking* I’m sorry I almost killed you.

Dick: *heart eyes* That’s all right. I need to be more careful next time.

~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~

And all he had been trying to do was tickle her from behind as she prepared breakfast for them, Rachel and Gar.

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Alfred: *walks into the Batcave with a tray of cookies*

Alfred: *watches as a thick, sticky, white substance drops from the ceiling and onto the tray*

Alfred: *sighs deeply* Is this absolutely necessary, Master Bruce?

Batman: *yelling from the ground floor while making a few adjustments to a vehicle* I thought it would brighten the cave up.

Alfred: *looks up at crevices on the ceiling* And where, may I ask, did you find this many of them?

Batman:

Batman: Uh –

Alfred: *throws the guano-contaminated cookies into a trash bin* MASTER DAMIAN. *speed-walks out of the cave*

Nightwing: *getting off his motorcycle after it screeches to a halt* He is not gonna wanna see that room. *looks up* I like what you’ve done with the place. The yellow against all the black? *kisses his fingertips* Magnificent.

Batman: *grins* @fleetof-fandoms’ idea. You’ll have to send them a package for me.

Nightwing: Yeaaaah… I don’t think a bumblebee-colored Batmobile qualifies as a package-package, but sure, I’ll drive it over.

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Tim: Dick, we have a problem.

Dick: Guys, I am not your mother, so don’t come tattling to me every time one of you does something that the other one doesn’t like.

Tim: I’m telling you, he’s crazy. He keeps threatening me and talking in a scary voice.

Damian: No, I didn’t.

Tim: Oh, so you’re saying you didn’t threaten to cut my hair off and give it to Ra’s as a birthday present?

Damian: You know, Drake, I think you’re taking my words a little out of context.

Tim: What?! What context?!

Might as well be tagged under #titans (2018).

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Dick: *won’t stop making puns during family dinner*

Jason: *puts his utensils down, wipes his mouth with a napkin, sighs, and looks his older brother in the eye*

Jason: Everything you just said makes me want to give you a wedgie in front of the others.

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Preparing for a Wayne Foundation gala…

Dick: *winking, grinning, and making kissy faces at the mirror* Would you consider us adorable?

Jason: *straightening his bowtie and running his hand through his hair* No. We’re adult men. We’re cute.

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Red Robin: *snoring loudly with half of his body sticking out of the Redbird and saliva running down his jaw*

Nightwing: How many sleeping pills did you give Tim?

Red Hood: I don’t know. Seven? Twelve?

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Tim: *wearing a Superboy t-shirt and standing majestically with his chest heaving after sprinting for dramatic effect*

Dick: *cups his hands into a voice amplifier* It’s a bird! It’s a plane!

Jason: *walks past them to grab a can of beer from the fridge* It’s super out of breath.

Tim: Happy Halloween to you, too.

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Damian: Father is becoming a little controlling. -Tt-

Dick: What tipped you off? When he locked you out on the Manor grounds again?

Damian: That was half my fault. I thought I saw a kitten out there.

Dick [to Bruce]: You baited the garden???

Bruce: Prove it.

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Imagine: Dick Grayson, during training sessions that get too personal at the Titans Tower.

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Dick: Enjoying Damian’s cruelty-free vegan seafood buffet?

Wally: It’s pretty good once you get over how allergic I am to soy.

Dick: What?! Oh my gosh! Don’t eat that! *tries to grab the food*

Wally: *pushes back* Hey! I’m a consenting adult!