When he’s told that it’s his responsibility to mentor Conner…
Clark: Why can’t Bruce do it? He’s great with kids, especially when they’re not really his.
Meanwhile…
Bruce: *dialling Alfred’s number*
Bruce: Alfred? Hn.
Bruce: Fine, I owe you twenty dollars. Please prepare Dick’s old roo– All ready, huh? Of course.
Nightwing, every time Batman commands him to stay put so he wouldn’t get hurt in the middle of a dangerous situation: You won’t get rid of me without a fight.
Bruce Wayne/Dick Grayson/Tim Drake: You can’t punish yourself forever – *camera pans to him pointing at his own reflection on the mirror* That’s my job.
Tim: *watches from a distance as Jason and Damian squabble over who gets to touch Alfred’s cookies first*
Tim: Dick, you ever notice how much of our job is like babysitting?
Dick Grayson: We won’t lose because we have this.
Dick Grayson: *points at his chest*
M’gann M’orzz: We have heart?
Dick Grayson: Heart? No. Me. I’m pointing at myself. I’m going to win this for us.
A member of the Batfamily in any team, a summary.
Nightwing: I need your help on a super top secret mission.
Beast Boy: Do I get to parachute out of a plane as a wild horse?
Nightwing: No, you do not, because nobody ever does, but you do get to wear an ear piece.
Beast Boy: Sold!
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Dick: Let’s face it, we’re both too old for the MTV lifestyle.
Wally: MTV? Did they just defrost you?!
When you just can’t say no to a brother in need…
Nightwing: I’ll do it.
Red Hood: I knew you would. You’re very predictable.
Nightwing & Red Hood: No, I’m not.
Nightwing & Red Hood: Stop doing that!
Nightwing & Red Hood: Peanut butter egg cereal.
Pre-mission briefing…
Nightwing [narrating]: He didn’t even bother to learn the new Batkids’ names…
Batman: Listen up, masks. In order to save us all some time, I will call all the males “Dukes” and all the females “Daisies”.
The Signal: *pumped* “Duke” is my actual name!
Batman: Hn.
Batman: Then, out of fairness to the others, you will be “Olaf”.
Batman: Dukes, Daisies, Olaf, I will be in the Batcave.
Bruce: alright, I’ve finished building the Batcave. This is a place where I can build dangerous weapons and store cars and jets and-
Bruce: *sees little Dick Grayson’s parents die*
Bruce: could be a nursery
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