Sorting stacks of old case files at the Batcave…
Dick: You know I think we’re making some real progress.
Tim: Where, in opposite world? We’re never gonna finish all this!
Damian: We could if certain people would help. -Tt-
Jason: *standing behind stacks of cardboard boxes* I’m sorry, are you addressing me? Because your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.
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Dick Grayson capturing a criminal…
Robin/Nightwing: Sorry in advance.
Criminal: Ow!!! That hurts, like, insanely bad!
Robin/Nightwing: That’s why I said orry in advance.
Hanging out with your brother during patrol be like…
Red Hood [to Nightwing]: I came with you to escape my relationship drama, not get a front row seat to yours.
Nightwing: Did you say I’m right?
Batman: Don’t get used to it.
When your family lectures you about your recent behavior…
Dick: Jay, you look like you’re dying.
Jason: I’m dying to get out of this conversation.
Shopping for your best friend’s birthday be like…
Roy [to Dick]: About Jason, is he more of a .44 Magnum or a cologne guy?
Signs Timothy Jackson Drake may be in need of sleep…
Dick: Is he going to be alright?
Jason: I don’t know. Does he normally lay like that without moving?
At Midnighter’s safe house after a successful mission…
Batwing: So, Lucas, can we have a keg party here?
Midnighter: Yeah, sure. I’m cool with it. That’s me, “cool dad”.
Agent 37: Yeah. Lucas’s the coolest. *high-fives Midnighter*
Red Hood: Yeah, Lucas. *high-fives Midnighter*
Red Hood: Would you be my dad?
* Both laugh *
Red Hood: No, really.
* Both laugh *
Red Hood: No, I’m serious.
Dick: *proudly showing off his perfectly fitted, new Nightwing suit from Wayne Tech* I even picked out a nice outfit –
Jason: Oh. Why didn’t you wear it?
Selina: I love Bruce, but I don’t know about him raising a child.
Dick: He raised me.
Selina: Well, now you’ve put me in an awkward position.
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