When Tim becomes obsessed with a case…
Tim: I made a new friend.
Dick: Real or imaginary?
Tim: Imaginary.
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Tim, honey, you need some sunlight. Get out. Hang out with your friends at the Titans Tower more. And put down that coffee mug.
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Why Bruce usually prefers to eat dinner alone (and realized that he should stop convincing Alfred to go on vacations)…
Tim [to Damian]: You’re such a #$!+@!
Dick: Guys. Please.
Jason: *smirks*
Damian: What? Did you just call me a “#$!+@”???
Bruce: Boys, that’s enough.
Damian: You can go =$#@* a %>¡#!
Tim: Oh, please, tell me, Damian, how exactly does one =$#@* a %>¡#?
Damian: *gets up from seat* You want me to tell you?
Tim: *crosses arms and sits back* Please, tell me.
Dick: *stands up, readying himself to pry his brothers off each other*
Jason: *starts taking a video with his phone to send to Roy*
Bruce: *rubbing his temples* We will not have this at the dinner table.
Tim: *sneers* I’m all ears.
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Annnnnd there was no patrolling that night, just a family trip to the ER.
Delegating tasks during a mission…
Nightwing: Red Robin, you take those bombs and you throw them off a bridge.
Robin: And throw yourself off while you’re at it!
Once a Robin, always a Robin…
Batman: You were supposed to keep to the code.
Nightwing: *looks to Red Hood, Red Robin, and Robin*
Nightwing: *shrugs* We figured they were actually more like guidelines.
Asking your best friend to do monitor duty at Mount Justice be like…
Dick [to Wally]: Do us a favor… I know it’s difficult for you… but please, stay here, and try not to do anything… stupid.
Superhero life be like…
Dick: I got friends who live and die by the actuarial tables.
Downtime chat with your speedster best friend be like…
Wally: Do you know what today is?
Dick: No, what?
Wally: Today is tomorrow. It happened.
Tim [about Damian] He never listens!
Dick: Well, it runs in the family.
Tim: And when he does, it’s always with this… disappointed scowl, like someone skimped on the vegetables in his sandwich.
Why the rest of the Batfamily finds it pointless to mother-hen Jason…
Red Hood: *smoking atop a gargoyle*
Nightwing: You should quit. Those things are bad for you.
Red Hood: Yeah? So’s being in our family.
When you’d rather not deal with Batfamily…
Gotham City villain: *hears police sirens outside* I never thought I’d love to hear that sound.
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