Dick, Kaldur’ahm, and Conner: *stare in horror*
Wally: Yeah, I eat the whole apple. The core, stem, seeds, everything.
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Cooking at Casa de Red Hood…
Dick: You got any meat?
Jason: Meat? I don’t. I don’t know, go hunt!
Calling out your adoptive father be like…
Nightwing [to Batman]: You love secrets. You wanna marry secrets and have little half-secret, half-human babies!
Visiting your secretly-affection-craving brother’s safe house be like…
Jason [to Dick, Tim, and Damian]: *behind door* Did I say “can”? Because I swallow my consonants sometimes. Can’t… N’T… come in.
From Robin to Nightwing, first order of business…
Dick: First things first, I need some pants.
Red Robin: Did Nightwing and Red Hood turn off their mics?
Robin: I did. Those two gab like little school girls on the field. It’s murder on the ears.
Just a reminder that this version of Dick Grayson – of Batman – exists in canon.
Imagine: Agent 37 of Spyral, to Matron.
Dick: Tim’s bringing someone to the gala tonight.
Jason: Like a real someone or an imaginary someone?
Nightwing: You stole my ID?
Red Hood: I borrowed it to re-activate it. Sorry I couldn’t wipe the idiot grin off your face with Photoshop.
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