Why Dick stopped going to the movies with Jason…
Dick: *covers eyes* Just tell me when the scary part is over!
Jason: *chewing popcorn* It’s over.
Dick: *uncovers eyes*
Dick: Aaaaaaaah!!!
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Dear Nightwing…
“Truly, yours is a butt that won’t quit.”
Dick [about Roy]: Well, do you ever take an interest in anything he does?
Jason: Well, we used to have burping contests, but I outgrew it.
At the Titans Tower…
Pizza Delivery Guy: Why are all these pizzas piling up?
Dick: Wally West went on a diet.
Pizza Delivery Guy: Oh, crud! I just bought a boat!
Bruce, on his deathbed: Goodbye, Dick. Stay as sweet as you are. Goodbye, Tim. I know you’ll make me proud. Goodbye, Jason… I like your jacket.
When you’re legally dead, but need to earn some money…
Nurse: Hey, you gotta be eighteen to sell your blood. Let’s see some ID.
Jason: Here you go, doll face!
Nurse: Okay, Richard, just relax.
A Robin, the first time he goes on patrol with the Batman: I don’t know why I did it, I don’t know why I enjoyed it, and I don’t know why I’ll do it again!
Batman: Look, son, all I’m asking is that you’ll try.
Robin: *shrugs* Okay, I’ll try.
Batman: *grabs Robin by the lapels* Anybody can try! I want you to win!
When anything happens…
Member of the Batfamily: Why do I get the feeling that someday I’ll be describing this to a psychiatrist?
Dick: I only got five hours of sleep last night.
Jason: Ha, I only got three.
Tim: I didn’t sleep at ALL.
Bruce: *stumbles into the kitchen, wearing a ripped pair of sweatpants*
Bruce: *pours coffee into the wrong end of the mug*
Bruce: what day is it
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