Batman: *passes by*
Kid Flash: Yep, your dad scares me.
Nightwing: Well, that happens when you bottle up your feelings like that. You wake up one day and you’re a seething mass of pain.
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Things you’d expect by now given the Robins’ lifestyle…
Red Robin: *cradling a bleeding foot*
Nightwing: You’re gonna be okay, Tim. A lot of people get by with nine toes.
Red Hood: I’m getting by fine with eight.
Dick: … And that’s why I think we should break up.
Kori: Is that what you really want?
Dick: Yes, it is.
Damian: Great. The most annoying romance of my life is finally over.
When Nightwing’s away, the other Robins will play…
Jason: *holding a bound, gagged, and very bored-looking Damian upside down* Permission to drop the little twerp into a deep, dark hole, Sir?
Tim: Granted.
Damian: -Tt-
Nightwing: Um…
Red Robin: …
Robin: …
Nightwing: I don’t know how to say this exactly, but please don’t kill each other.
This has been a daily reminder from your friendly neighborhood older brother.
Roy: You know, a couple’s first fight actually sets the tone for all future arguments. Trust me, I’m going through it right now myself.
Dick: You and Kori?
Roy: Nah. Me and Jason, actually.
Angsty zombie bros before beatiful alien girlfriends.
Batman: You’ve all been lying to me?
Nightwing: We’ve been managing expectations so that you… don’t not.
Robin: I’ve been growing, Grayson. I’ve learned to love myself.
Nightwing: I never imagined that to be a problem.
Nightwing [to Batman]: Do you want to try being reasonable? You know, just to see what it feels like?
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