The Robins and their Emergency Room visits (because sometimes Alfred isn’t around)…
Dick/Jason/Tim: So, hand-to-hand combat, parkour, jumping out of airplanes, that’s out, right?
Doctor: *looks at the camera like they’re on “The Office”*
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And then there’s…
Damian: -Tt-
Wally: Dude, I can’t meet you for lunch today.
Dick: That’s good. Because I think I’ve run out of sandwich ideas.
Sending your favorite characters off to a mission be like…
Me [to Batman and the Robins]: Do me a favor. Stay alive.
Dick: You come to Cass’s ballet classes often?
Jason: How do you think I get these sexy damn legs?
Family Patrol Night…
Nightwing: What are you doing, Tim?
Red Robin: I’ve hacked into the cameras in your masks.
Red Hood: Uh, what?
Red Robin: Reviewing the footage. There’s something not right here.
Robin: *glaring* We don’t have cameras in our masks.
Oh, has Timmy not mentioned those before… ?
Batman: But sleep is vital, Dick. Sleep is wonderful. Even I sleep.
Nightwing: *smirks* When?
Batman: When you’re not looking.
(Im)patiently waiting for your brother to finish typing up his case report in the Batcave so you can finally play Laser Tag be like…
Dick: ♪ ♫ Timmmmyyyy ♩ ♬
Jason: *grooooaaannns*
Duke: *Snapchatting Tim: “1 intense birb”*
Damian: Tell me, Drake, were you born boring, or did you have to work at it?
Clearly, he’s working… at it.
Robin: *bruised and bloodied*
Robin: You said… I remember you said that you could fix this. That you could get me back. Did you say that?
Batman: I did say that, yes.
Robin: Were you lying?
Batman: No.
Robin: Were you right?
Batman: … No.
In which Bruce Wayne wakes up palpitating and sweating for the nth night in a row…
Random citizen: You look gorgeous. Have you modeled before?
Dick: Well, as a child I was in an advertisement for a circus act, so.
Mornings at the Manor…
Breakfast in the kitchen…
Dick [to Tim and Damian]: Jay just walked in. Here he comes, hide the bread!
Enough with the bread jokes, boys.
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