Dick: *decides to move on from being Robin and become Nightwing*
Bruce: Is there anything I can say?
Dick: You can give me your word that you’ll be just as hard on my successor as you were on me.
Bruce: You have my word.
~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~
Red Hood, upon hearing this anecdote: Why, that little piece of sh–
Nightwing: Better get some rest, Bruce…
Batman: I’m tired, Dick. The kind of tired you can’t sleep off.
Nightwing: Aren’t you supposed to have an Olympic gold medal in jibber-jabber?
Kid Flash: Yeah, but I’m a sprinter. I’m at my best during high-speed bursts of wit.
When you ask your brother for his honest opinion…
Dick: *makes a three hundred and sixty-degree turn wearing his 80′s Nightwing costume and whips his ponytailed hair*
Jason: Hmm. Culturally, it’s unacceptable, but theatrically, it’s dynamite! *ducks as an escrima stick is thrown at him*
When your faux
fiancée won’t believe how nosy your siblings can be…
Tim [to Tam]: As soon as we touch, the blinds will open, and three annoying, but lovable, misfits will be staring at us.
And one creepy, but loveable, Batdad will be spying through binoculars from three roofs away.
When your faux fiancée won’t believe how nosy your siblings can be…
Tim [to Tam]: As soon as we touch, the blinds will open, and three annoying, but lovable, misfits will be staring at us.
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And one creepy, but loveable, Batdad will be spying through binoculars from three rooftops away.
Dick: Note to self: Add “Eat, Pray, Love” soundtrack to workout mix.
When your best friend’s one of the nicest people in the Multiverse…
Wally [to Dick]: You even work too hard at passive aggression.
Yeaaaaah, just don’t mess with his family and friends. Especially his adoptive father.
When your adoptive father keeps secrets from you…
Nightwing: Well, I don’t like being excluded, Bruce! Do you, Timmy? Little D? Jay?
Red Hood: Yes!
He’d really rather stay out of it.
At the Wayne Manor attic…
Dick: *dramatically walks out from behind a dusty, old cabinet wearing his 80’s Nightwing suit*
Jason: *clears his throat loudly*
Tim: *standing absolutely still but with shoulders shaking*
Damian: *jaw drop*
Duke: *eyes wide, covering his mouth*
Dick: You guys think I’m some sort of a joke!
Jason, Tim, Damian, and Duke: *break into a fit of laughter*
Jason: *wiping tears off his eyes* This isn’t disproving that theory.
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