Arguing with your best friend be like…
Dick: Well, I dropped my cell phone in a bowl of cereal last week, idiot! If you had called me, you would have known that!
Wally: *raises an eyebrow*
Dick: Oh.
Arguing with your best friend be like…
Dick: Well, I dropped my cell phone in a bowl of cereal last week, idiot! If you had called me, you would have known that!
Wally: *raises an eyebrow*
Dick: Oh.
Batman: *studying a case on the Batcomputer*
Nightwing: *parkour-ing from giant memento to giant memento in the Batcave*
Red Hood: *aiming at the bats with his guns (”What? For target practice!”)*
Red Robin: *rambles on about his Multiverse theories to Bruce while dragging around an IV stand with a pouch of pure liquid caffeine*
Batgirl: *taking a selfie while Spoiler braids her hair*
Robin: *approaching Alfred with Batcow in tow (”I need more pet food, Pennyworth.”)*
Lark: *Snapchatting everyone while ducking to avoid Dick (”Typical Tuesdays”)*
Batman: *finds it hard to focus, stops typing*
Batman: *looks at the chaos that is his children*
Alfred: *serves Bruce some tea*
Batman: Alfred, this is like a waking nightmare of happiness.
Alfred: *grins and walks away*
Orphan: *hugs Bruce’s neck from behind*
Batman: *grins as his daughter skips away to join the fray*
Barbara: Dick, your heart’s in the right place.
Barbara: *mutters as Dick walks away* Your heart and your butt.
Don’t bother with crime alerts on January 16 because…
Nightwing: Once Wally starts thinking about birthday cake, he becomes useless until he has birthday cake.
When your eldest brother gives you advice on how to deal with your nasty youngest one…
Tim: I’m perfectly civil, Dick! He’s the stupid, garbage-head, doodoo-face!
Mornings at the Manor…
Dick: *chowing down three separate bowls of cereals, talking with his mouth full* Why do people eat anything besides breakfast food?
Damian: *looking on disgustedly as milk and fruit bits splatter onto Dick’s shirt* Because people are idiots, Grayson.
Dick: Has anyone ever told you that your tenacity can be a bit… intimidating?
Damian: Yes, by every servant in Nanda Parbat since I was four.
Damian [to Dick, about Tim]: What an idiot. I think he’s almost worse than Todd.
Jason: Seriously, brat? Almost worse than me? Thank you.
Nightwing/Red Hood/Red Robin/Robin: I’m a Robin. If something good happens, that just means that something bad is right around the corner.
Aqualad: And he likes Nightwing because… ?
Kid Flash: Because who wouldn’t?