Dick: Listen to me, Damian. Your whole life has led to this moment.
Dick: All the training, the hours of dedication…
Dick: There’s not a soul alive that can touch you…
Dick: … when it comes to Laser Tag. And, Li’l Bro, you know it. *pats Damian’s armor* Look at me. Be you!
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And that is how Dick and Damian impossibly beat the crap out of Jason and Tim.
When other superheroes finally figure out that it hasn’t been Bruce Wayne under the cowl for a while…
Batman: The truth is, I am rich. But not with money. I got my butt. I got my hair.
And those surely make you a billionaire in our eyes, Dick Grayson. *wink wink*
Nightwing: *tying up a criminal*
Nightwing: Sorry I aggravated you. But just so you know, a lot of people think I’m adorable.
Selina: I love Bruce, but I don’t know about him raising a child.
Dick: He raised me.
Selina: Well, now you’ve put me in an awkward position.
Dick: Damian! When something awful happens, you’re going to be mine!
Bruce: It really is an “if” situation –
Dick: All mine!
Okay, we know you love your little brother like a son, but this is just borderline creepy, Richard.
Nightwing: Hey, Poppa Bear, you okay?
Batman: Not with “Poppa Bear”, I’m not.
Batman: I have eight kids. I’ve been tired since 1940.
Nightwing: *with lipstick marks all over his face*
Batgirl: *with smudged lipstick*
Robin: …
Nightwing: …
Batgirl: …
Robin: -Tt-
Robin: Isn’t it enough that this family spends a lot of time together? Now we have to inbreed?
Yeaaaaah, you weren’t supposed to see that, Damian.
Damian: I did cartwheels.
Dick: Without me?
Because Damian’s still Grayson’s widdle baby.
Giving your son his first shave be like…
Bruce: It’s shaving time. Shavy gravy. Shaved by the Bell.
Jason: Why are you talking like Dick?
Is it not helping improve the father-son chemistry? No? Oh, okay.
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